NGU IDLE

What a long trip it's been.

it's probably the best game ever made you'll understand at 1,000 hours at 7,700 you'll understand it's curse once it's over, you can't go back, you'll miss it dearly & it'll leave a void you didn't even realise it was filling, but you can't go back 11/10

My fuzzy orange Cheeto slippers have finally reached level 100! My progress towards L100 of Cheeto has helped me greatly in my need to dissociate with what other orange Cheeto things are doing to my life. I'd like to make it clear that I understand and acknowledge that Cheeto is in no way supposed to be capitalized nor referenced, but, as with this game, my need to address the red squiggles under the words of my review was unstoppable. Google and my PC told me that the rules required it to be capitalized so I relented in misnaming the equipment. If you love following and breaking arbitrary rules... if you love tediously making sure that the next ten hours of idle time is min-maxed to the fullest... if you love balancing and juggling and worrying about how the next 5 years of your life are going to go Then Download This Game! If you are struggling with worry about the state of the cheetos that are currently ruining your life, allow some fuzzy shoes to take the place of all that nonsene! ESCAPE... into NGU. Just DO IT! You ...um... you may actually regret it. ...but in a good way. Like an addiction. ...that is comforting in its tedium and constant progress.... for years... (ahh, so many red squiggles! type faster and forget!) Trust me. You'll like it. Just have a small taste. It IS free, after all. What harm could it do? Just one little install and a quick exploration. You can always delete it later IF YOU CAN WANT TO. (thank you game dev. I've seriously enjoyed all 118 days, so far. I can't wait until I finish... until I'm finally done. ...until I can escape the madness.) (But also, Seriously, Thank you! I've appreciated every second.)