My Boyfriend – He loves me, he loves me not

After reading the reviews i wanted to write my own experience. No, I'm not paid for writing my review and no, I don't "really" recommend to buy this game. I want to start off with saying, Yes i did expect more of this game too. But i don't think it is as bad as people say it is in their reviews. Yes, It has some flaws, Yes, It gets boring fast but the game isn't only negative. I personally kinda enjoyed playing it because of all the flaws. You start of choosing the looks of your character and the "Boyfriend" character. You can also give your own name to them which i really liked. You are at the resort with your best friend Vanessa (Who is the slowest person on earth and not only that...) I picked out a cute bikini in the character menu and Vanessa who is apparently a blind horse asked me "Did you unpack your bikini yet? Did you put it in the closet? What are you waiting for? Put it on!" I have it on Vanessa! You are standing in front of me! How can you not see me wearing it. Vanessa and me decide to explore the resort and we step outside our bungalow. The place doesn't look that bad actually. Then some random guy walks towards us, He's the manager of a surf school and he does the entertainment at the resort. He told us his name is Ringo! But guess what... His name tag is saying Rob! So i know i should never talk to "Ringo" ever again, because he is clearly a liar. After "Ringo" left, me and Vanessa decided to look at the beach. Vanessa was so ridiculously slow that i could run to the beach and back to the bungalow at least 10 times. Since i'm a huge animal person i ran towards the first dog i saw. This is also the most fun i had in the entire game. You can walk with the dogs! Yes, for reals! It follows you, it's so cute. After that i met up with Vanessa who is laying on a towel on the beach. Oh, I have a towel too! Let's lay next to each other and chat like besties do. NOPE! You can't because you can only stare at your towel on the top left. Your stats go up just by having an item in your hot-bar. This is one of the things i disliked the most! What a disappointment. Because Vanessa started to ignore me, i got lonely and decided to talk with some other people on the resort. This one guy wanted me to buy him a newspaper... Seriously? I don't even know you! What makes you think i buy you stuff? Then a different guy wanted me to get him a drink... You got to be kidding me. I accidentally talked to that guy again and he got even more rude by saying "I did ask you to bring a drink of juice to me, I'm waiting!" What did you say to me? I'm not your slave! After that i met a creepy Rastafari who clearly has bad intentions. He knew i was on vacation without my parents! I answered with something like How did you know? He said "I see the sparkle in their eyes, it's your first time being free from your parents" God, I'm going to lock my door tonight and barricade it with everything we have inside our bungalow. I ran off and met the future "boyfriend" he said everyone on the resort gets a tour! I wanted to go on the tour together with my bestfriend Vanessa. When i asked him if Vanessa could join he made clear Vanessa was NOT welcome. He wanted me to come alone. I don't know this guy and I'm at a resort filled with crazy people. Of course I'm not going. Instead i decided to go to a club. The clothes i had were not good enough so i bought an expansive new outfit to enter. The person at the door also told me he would put me on the VIP list. I entered the club and guess what? There was a bartender and 3 other people sitting on a couch. No one was dancing. It was the worst party ever so far. I walked towards the bartender to order some cocktails to loosen up. It's vacation after all! Apparently Alcohol isn't allowed on this resort! Because the strongest drink i could get was a glass of milk. I got a glass of water and thanked him with my manly voice. My character is female but i often set up a manly voice for no reason. People at the resort don't know how to dance either, I figured this out the next day when i took some dance lessons. Dancing is not that easy and clearly not for everyone. Anyways, This is a game that you shouldn't take too serious. Don't expect too much! For me it was just one of those games i wanted to have just for the sake of having it. Do i recommend buying this game because it is so good? No... I just give it a thumbs up because i didn't think it was as bad as others said it was. I laughed a few times playing this as you can see. 10 euro is too expansive for this game and you should definitely not buy it for that price.

"My Boyfriend – He loves me, he loves me not" might be the worst game I have ever played. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgzaUm72h1s I spent two hours playing this godforsaken mess of a delusional cashgrab and cannot find a single positive point to say about it. This game is repulsive on all levels and paints a poor picture about how women play video games or even interact in their day-to-day lives. The game revolves around two (teenage?) girls spending time at a small resort and being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sociopaths. Your character is forced into talking to and dating a guy that the player customized to be the perfect boyfriend except for the fact that he like everyone else is a nonsensical ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that doesn't behave like a human. Your first interaction with this boyfriend character involves him greeting you, immediately asking you out and giving you an apple for no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason. Then later he asks your character if she wants to go on a walk with him on the beach, only he manipulates her into thinking it's a requirement of his job at the resort. Your character is too ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid to figure out that isn't the case, at least until twenty seconds later when she says she knew what he was doing. So she just decided to act stupid and willingly be manipulated by this random guy because women apparently do that stuff all the time. Then boyfriend guy decides he needs to cancel the date via text, but doesn't think to tell your character why, so she acts all pissed off when talking to him until he reveals he had to cancel because of work, which he decided to not say earlier. She's still pissed until the random line ten seconds later when she's totally fine with it because I guess women are fickle like that. According to this game women are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiots who all talk like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ constantly and only exist to find boys and do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ step aerobics (oh we'll get to that later). This is an awful message to send to a young audience and is absolutely shameful. "BUT WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THE GAMEPLAY YOU IDIOT!?" is what you are thinking right now. THERE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS NONE. The first hour and a half of this game is walking around talking to people. You do the bidding of your friend and follow her all around the resort which takes forever because she walks like a damn turtle. Seriously for a good hour all you do is walk up and down the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beach over and over again. There is no gameplay involved. The only gameplay I actually ended up doing consisted of the worst minigames known to man. The first one I played involved me delivering letters to 16 different bungalow houses that all looked the damn same. The mail wasn't sort numerically so it took 10 damn minutes of walking up to doors and pressing the space bar. You didn't even put the letters in the mail boxes which were outside all the houses for I guess no reason. Then there were three minigames that were the exact same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minigame. You get forced into participating in a talent show and have three options as to what talent you want to do. Aerobics, dancing and hack-sack. First of all how the ♥♥♥♥ is aerobics a talent? Secondly all three of those minigames are the exact same time rhythem game where you just hit the correct arrow keys when they hit the circle. No seriously they were all the same exact thing and you are forced to try them all before being asked literally three times which one you want to do. I chose aerobics because why the ♥♥♥♥ not. Oh I also did an ice-cream scooping minigame where I scooped ice-cream for the same guy like five times. How much ice-cream can you even eat!? I guess I can't really say anything though because my character had her own problems with dairy. Since I guess your character is a teenager there is no option for alcoholic drinks in the game and barely any food, so instead gurl got sloshed exclusively on milk and apples for three ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ days. Hey, that leads me to the best part of the game, the completely broken, racist and unfinished dialogue. The dialogue in the game is delivered poorly, written terribly to the point where it doesn't make sense and made worse by my theory that the voice actors realized the game was ♥♥♥♥ and stopped voice acting so the developer had to shoe horn in already recorded lines. I'm not kidding at many (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so many) points in the game characters will respond to questions with answers that don't make any sense in that context. "I'm going to sit on this towel for the next seven hours come find me when you are done." "..Yes!" ♥♥♥♥ like that happens constantly and there are even multiple conversations where the main character will suddenly become a different voice actor entirely, including a man when saying thank you and the same voice actor you are talking to when getting that godforsaken delivery minigame. I also found a fortune cookie on an island that was as big as my head. It quizzed me on whether or not my BFF was a real BFF but the game made the main character's answers all sound like she had serious commitment issues. The game looks like dogturds, including the dogs. I'm 90% sure Anikids publishes games on 3DS which explains it but holy hell does this look awful. Even objects in the game just kinda float around half the time. I also can't find much if anything about Anikids as a company. They initially seem to be a kid-friendly game publisher, but a bit of digging seems to show them only publishing crap like this to fool parents into buying it for their kids. They also sell DVDs about cats and dogs or other weird ♥♥♥♥ like that which is probably just as bad as this game. I am convinced that Anikids is someone running a faux company that makes these games as either a tax writeoff for unspent yearly funds, or is actually laundering money through game development. There is no way anyone could ever think this is an educational experience. It's demeaning to women, demeaning to video games and is deserving of joining Atari's E.T. in a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ landfill. ♥♥♥♥ this game and ♥♥♥♥ Anikids. Follow my curator and ♥♥♥♥ because I cover lots of games, sometimes even good ones. steamcommunity.com/groups/iampattyjack#curation

Bought this because I wanted to see the 'thrilling' conclusion upon seeing Funhaus play the game. It's just really bad. I can't even elaborate because it's all bad. Bought it as a joke, recieved a joke of a game.

I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found real purpose in life. Sometimes I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.

HELP I DON'T WANT IT I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE IT'S TOOMUCH I WNAT MY MONEY BACK I WANTED A BOYFRIEND NOT GENUNINE EXISTENTIAL DREAD AND ANXIETY I WANT TO BE REAL AGAIN HELP

Ähm, tja...wo fange ich an? *grübel* Also ich spiele es noch. Jedoch nicht weil es mega superduper klasse ist, sondern eigentlich nur um zu wissen ob da überhaupt noch was interessantes passiert. Bis jetzt kann ich nur sagen, dass ich ne weile gebraucht habe, bis ich überhaupt kappiert habe wie man mit Gegenständen oder Personen interagiert! Hinzu kommt dass man die meiste Zeit einfach nur hin und her wandert, und das in einem Schritttempo von solch unglaublicher lahmheit, dass einem nach etwa 20 Minuten die Lust am Spiel vergeht! Würde man etwas schneller laufen können, würde es deutlich mehr "spaß" machen! Man möchte erstmal etwas erkunden, schaut sich um und wenn man dann endlich am Strand angekommen ist und sich umgeschaut hat, wird man von der Freundin wieder ins gemeinsame Zimmer geschickt! Wieder laufen... Zum Rest kann ich bis jetzt noch nicht viel sagen, aber leider reicht das schon um dem Spiel keine Empfehlung zu geben. Wer also Lust und Zeit hat, wie ne Schnecke durch die Welt zu tuckern, kann es Gerne testen! Für alle die es gerne schneller hätten, eindeutig nö!

My Boyfriend - He loves me, He loves me not. What can I say about this game? It's a game aimed for young girls who like barbie type games, however I feel that this game doesn't even reach that audience with any success what so ever. The game lacks a lot of depth and interesting gameplay. This game is a walking simulator, you walk from A to B and that's it. Very buggy, not enough to do. Should you get this game as a casual? NO Should you get this game as someone who like barbie type games? NO. Pro's: - You can create your own character & boyfriend - Easily playable on low end PC's - You can swim Cons: - Walking simulator - Severely lacks customization options - Lacks interesting gameplay. - Walking to swimming animation does not exist. It simply switches directly, no animation in between - Even when sprinting, you walk extremely slowly - Fails to reach the target audience I tried liking the game, I tried seeing the game through the eyes of the targeted audience, but alas. It simply isn't interesting enough. Maybe the devs will add new things in the future, and if they do I will take another look at it. For now, I wouldn't recommend it.

Эта вредная игра не дает записать геймплей, она просто блокирует его по непонятным причинам. Но за час потраченного времени могу сказать, что это самый скучный симулятор ходьбы из категории для маленьких девочек за 360 рублей, игры про барби были лучше.

Customize your girl. And then walk the beach looking for hunks to date. It even has voice acting. Talk to people and get information on things you can do so you can date those hunks! https://youtu.be/d2Y8HSeMNr4

My review/let's play of this game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQXxbAU4GBs If you like bad games I would totally recommend this one!