
Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh! Play as Chael, the last Paladin of the Metal Order, as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag!
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For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
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Languages: English
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic game man well worth the price of admission
This game is hilarious and the story is really good. Even though I bought this game while it was on sale, I'd pay full price for this game if I could.
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Hours played at review time, across 41 reviews with recorded playtime.
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It's a fun, short little JRPG. It doesn't get overly tedious, and it's not grindy. There isn't a whole lot of replay value, but for a handful of bucks? It's a good deal.
Extremely funny, kinda gives off an older style of humour you'd see in video games and old-school YT. The assets are stock and the game plays like every other RPG Maker game but the fun comes from the dialogue. For the prize of an expensive coffee at Timmies I'd say this it's a good deal. Also, like watching an old comedy movie from the 90s/early 2000s, (think Dude Where's my Car? or Harold & Kumar go to White Castle) I recommend playing while high.
For the final fight you HAVE to loose, even if it have no hp left. The game is ok but really classical. Humour is ok but not great. The combat are not good: no really balanced character and when a monster can inflict you a bad effect, it ll spam it endlessly. The first dungeon is really hard/unbalanced with it's poisonous monster (and impossibility to rest). The game become easier and easier, the fightable final boss is a breeze and you have to die at the second. The music is great and there is no baddly hidden stuff. What's hidden is well done (it's fair). Conclusion: not a bad game but too many balancing issues and an awful final boss.
It is ok. I might not finish it though. It doesn't seem to be keeping my attention.
This game was hilarious and fun! As a metal head, I enjoyed all the references. Also as an RPG fan, I enjoyed the gameplay! This game was really fun and I encourage ANY RPG fan to play it, metal head or not. It has a good battle system, an awesome but funny story and I beat it in 8 hours my first playthrough. I hope there can be more games like this. :D Thank you to the people who made this. Much appreciated.
This game is fun. Positives: - funny dialogues - good musics - rewarded for exploration - interesting synergy between the playable characters Negatives: - low difficulty; not that big of an issue for me, except for the final boss: you are supposed to lose against him, and it has an enormous health bar; since the game is a bit too easy, I bringed his health to 0. It was a long fight but I managed to do it without too much trouble (only 2 deaths, due to unlucky triple attacks). But you can't win this fight, so I spent 10 minutes fighting him when he had no health left, then I realized I had to use a specific item against him, which I couldn't use through this fight; so I let my characters die and the game ended as it was supposed to. I wish the boss said something along the lines of "you can't kill me, now die mortals" when you bring him to 0 health and it would kill your whole party and end the fight, to avoid the frustration of having to lose this fight willlingly after fighting him for more than 20 minutes.
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