Melon Simulator™

This barely passes for a game in its current state. It's a decent enough prototype for a game that could have potential but that's pretty much it. In its current state it should be a free game on itch.io and not an early acccess title imo.

I LOVE MELONS !!!

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Ridiculously fun! However, it would be super awesome if the devs picked this back up and kept working on it. I thought about refunding it when I saw that it came out in 2016-2017, but it definitely is a fun time killer for $5. Devs, please please please please do more with this.

I played with the developer of this game in Rainbow Six Siege and he said if we won he'd give me a code to the game. He kept his word. 10/10 dude and game.

i love big melons

我是瓜公司的第二批新员工， 听说第一批员工大部分已经折损在美术馆， 但好在剩余的人员有惊无险的撤了出去。 今天被总部派往一个购物中心清理一些产生了新型变异的瓜， 听说和一些易爆物质进行了融合。 好像由于经费充足，购物中心有一个疑似公司投放的武器箱，尽管是薛定谔的版本， 好像还是因为经费足够，武器箱里居然有电锯， 想了想，对手毕竟只是一些瓜而已，没什么好怕的。 然后我走进了购物中心，这里很干净， 至少现在如此。 我发现周围的门似乎和空间固定在了一起无法打开，应该需要一些条件解锁， 当我拿起一些前辈们遗留的武器，我发现有客人来了， 于是我立马回头，用自己毕生所学的格斗术与这些邪恶的家伙肉搏。 武器重重的砸在了那些可恶的瓜上， 仔细一看，才发现，这些瓜十分巨大，好像比我还高很多， 我发现事情的不对劲，拿出了手头上的武器，当我要向它们攻击时， 我发现，它们的体形优势，能将我到处挤来挤去， 被挤来挤去的我，只能拼尽毕生之力挣扎， 好不容易打碎了它们，然后我发现，又有一批瓜来了， 我趁着间隙随手抓起残留的西瓜片便开始大快朵颐， 公司的新技术让我可以吞噬这些残留的瓜块进行体力的补充， 极大的提升了我生存下来的机会， 虽然有些太大了得吃半天。 很快，新的敌人来到， 这次它们......似乎有一个不太一样， 插着俩桶，散发着不祥的红色雾气， 不过“手持”着威力巨大的电锯作为武器， 或许无需担心那么多。 我砍向那个瓜。 果不其然发生了爆炸， 我受伤严重，大概是见不到明天的太阳了...... 公司收到了我发去的遗言， 并将投掷武器作为一种重要的攻击策略写入员工手册。 [spoiler] 过了挺久的，这游戏还活着，更新了一些内容，重头部分应该是吃瓜回血（而且我发现只要你吃瓜，其他瓜不会趁机要你命，移速会慢下来让你吃） [/spoiler] [spoiler] 我自己的波次记录最高是33波，因为打累了就让瓜把我拍死了 [/spoiler] [spoiler] 总而言之是个解压的简单游戏，毕竟才不到300MB的大小呢，不过比较便宜，以前是36块钱，22块......至少我觉得不亏（） [/spoiler] [spoiler] 2025年8月的更新预告有个小总结，我看好像还有新敌人，但似乎没有在游戏里见到，可能是美术馆独有的？ [/spoiler]

You'd be surprised but for a zombie type game this is fairly original. Let me explain. [h1] Weapon Originality [/h1] Most zombie games would throw guns at you, and to get weapons you have to pay for them. In this game you have melee weapons and to find them you need to search around the map, or find them from random generation. [h1] BUGS [/h1] Bugs are noticeable but not outright making the game unplayable. These bugs I often notice playing with friends and can be annoying, but Early Access game is gonna Early Access game. [h1] The Level Editor [/h1] Level editors can be confusing, especially with 3D level editors, but it's not hard when you understand it. I really do encourage people to make maps especially with the low amount giving lots of potential for originality. There are bugs within the Level Editor, like the menu breaking to unknown reasons and blocks automatically inverting, but those are redeemable with a simple save button. (Thank god those bugs don't crash games) I give this game a: [b] 7/10 [/b] I recommend you try this game out if you're looking to buy it with some spare change.

This is one of those random games that only you have (out of all your friends), and it's ridiculous how fun this is. If only it were still being updated

I liked the melons but they didn't like me