Meat Beating: The Second Coming

I assumed my meat was thoroughly beaten, but I could not shake this feeling. An emptiness in my heart and soul. Could I really beat again? Should I? Yes! Now that Meat Beating: The Second Coming is here, my life has found new purpose. This is not just your regular meat beating. Variety is the spice of life, and this meat is extra spicy. With three separate modes. Now you can beat your meat the way you want to. I hope everyone finds a meat beating method they really enjoy. Beating is a two way street, and the regular mode will have you throwing and deflecting beats. A challenge to not be overcome. Will your meat get the best of you? Speed Beating is perfect for when you're in a rush. Have a quick beating before work. Have a quick beating while your food is in the oven. Better be quick! And finally, Endurance Beating. This will make your arms burn. BURN WITH PASSION! A fiery desire to beat until kingdom come. This mode is not for the faint of heart. I've been hard at work trying to understand the story of this world. I was just about to put the final piece of the puzzle in, when suddenly the meat appeared before me and threw it in my face. The Second Coming produces all new lore that really shakes up everything you thought you knew about beating your meat. I just don't understand! Please help me understand! Harvard dissolved their research team. We're flying blind now. The Master Beater's way is an extreme life and physical routine. I thought I was up for the challenge. But this game makes me wonder. Am I really a meat beater? I will prove myself. I have to. How much more can you beat? Are you ready to admit defeat? I give Meat Beating: The Second Coming a score of 'Tender/Juicy'.

It is exactly what it says it is... I mean, I'm not gonna beat a dead horse.. but I did beat a chunk of meat from a dead cow in this game.. and in this video first impressions look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdhgOMELmoM I've made a couple of suggestions to the developer in the video that I think would truly make this game worth the $3 USD asking price. I have no problems with this, it's a meme game that does exactly what you'd expect from a game with a name like "Meat Beating".. Probably a great gift for those friends that you think are better at "beating their meat" than they are the real world sex. =D ...And if that's you, look no further for your meat beating fantasies come true!

meat beat 2

i love beat my meat like my wife

Absolute masterpiece, thou creation shall not be touched and remain in the history of steam. This game deserves Game of the year.

Here Comes the Meat.

Actually started beating along with my meat.

worth, even if you don't have a penis

Till we meat again.

hell yeaah