HorSteal

말이 움직이는게 신기했어요. 목이 꺾이거나 기린처럼 늘어나다니 그런 말도 안되는 일이 있다니 충격!! 처음에는 키보드 치는게 너무 어려웠는데 적응되고 나니 정말 할만 했어요! 그치만 바뀌지 않는 미션이나 도망치는 스타일이 약간 반복적이라서 다른것도 나왔으면 좋겠네요. 사실 저는 그림 더 그리기 힘들어서 껐어요

A horse enjoying a simple life on a farm suddenly decides he deserves something better. To achieve his dream of owning a private island, he ventures out into the world to steal famous paintings by creating perfect, or almost perfect, copies of them. However, this proves harder than it sounds, not because the horse lacks artistic talent, but because even simple actions like walking require a great deal of effort. The gameplay revolves around managing a number of keys to walk and control the horse’s head. The head alone uses four keys for movement and two additional keys to move it forward and backward. Walking is handled with four separate keys, one for each leg. Thankfully, basic movement is easier than it sounds, since you can hold down all the leg keys and the horse’s legs will spin like paddles to propel him forward. Turning and navigating obstacles introduces another layer of complexity. To turn, you press the jump button and then hold both left leg buttons to turn left or both right leg buttons to turn right. Jump height depends on how long you hold the jump button, and the horse launches into the air once you release it. After escaping the farm, you arrive at a hideout where you can prepare for your heists. One room is dedicated to painting, where you are given a random artwork to copy and a canvas with all the necessary colors. This is where head movement becomes essential. You move your head into a color to select it and then drag it across the canvas. The goal is to match the original painting as closely as possible. Unless you are exceptionally skilled, the results will likely be abstract, but a percentage meter tracks how close your copy is to the original. Another skill you must practice is typing words by smashing oversized keyboard keys with your head. Precision becomes especially frustrating here because there is no visual indicator, such as a shadow, to show where your head is positioned above the keys. The final practice activity involves running, though this section is fairly dull compared to the others. When you are ready to begin a heist, you access your laptop. There are seven museums, each dedicated to a famous painter whose work you must replicate, and they must be completed in order. All the preparation pays off, as each heist has a time limit that can be extended by painting more accurately. If you’re confident, you can also skip the painting part and go with a blank canvas, but you must also hack security systems, sometimes using keyboards placed at awkward angles, swap the painting, and escape from the police. Successfully completing a heist earns you money that can be spent on upgrades, such as higher jumps, faster running, and quicker head movement. However, these upgrades are a double-edged sword, since increased speed makes precise control more difficult. Nevertheless, if you run out of time during a heist, you lose a life. This leads to the game’s biggest flaw. Once all three lives are lost, the game ends and you must start over from the beginning. All progress and upgrades are lost, making previous efforts feel meaningless, as nothing carries over. Although it is possible to buy extra lives, this offers little help if you have already spent your money on upgrades. In short, great for streamers so viewers can laugh at it for about one hour, but other players will give up on it the first time they lose all lives.

Horsteal 클리어 후기입니다. 일단 이 게임, 시작하기 전에 손가락 관절 스트레칭부터 쫙 하고 오십쇼. 키보드 키를 대체 몇 개를 써야 하는 건지 플레이 내내 손이 진짜 쉴 틈 없이 바쁩니다. 평소에 유튜브나 넷플릭스 틀어놓고 한 손으로 과자 집어먹으면서 여유롭게 겜하는 분들? 이 게임에선 절대 불가능합니다. 과자 먹으려고 키보드에서 손 떼는 그 1초의 순간.. 그 이후에 다시 파지하기가 넘 어려워요. 그래서 웃깁니다. 처음에 튜토리얼 해보고 육성으로 쌍욕 나올 뻔했습니다. 진짜 더럽게 불친절해요. 뭐 어떻게 하라는 건지 제대로 알려주지도 않고 냅다 야생에 던져버리는 느낌입니다. 근데 이게 또 웃긴 게, 계속 죽으면서 구르다 보니까 이 불편함마저 개발자의 악랄한 의도라는 생각이 듭니다. 처음에는 진짜 뇌 정지 와서 아무것도 못하고 계속 실패하기만 했는데, 어느 순간 손에 익고 요령이 생기면서 스테이지를 클리어했을 때 오는 그 쾌감과 카타르시스가 장난 아닙니다. 약간 변태 같지만 진짜 짜릿해요. 그리고 난이도 디자인을 어떻게 한 건지 진짜 사람 약 올리는 데 도가 텄습니다. 아예 손도 못 댈 정도로 못 깰 난이도면 걍 끄고 환불할 텐데, 진짜 딱 한 끗 차이로 삐끗해서 실패하는 경우가 태반입니다. 아, 이거 진짜 한 번만 더 하면 무조건 깬다 싶어서 오기로 계속 도전하게 만드는 악마 같은 매력이 있어요. 유저의 도전 욕구를 미친 듯이 자극합니다. 근데 개인적으로 저는 현란한 조작 피지컬 딸리는 것보다 그림 그리는 게 왜 이렇게 어려운지 모르겠습니다. 조작은 뇌 빼고 죽다 보면 손가락이 기억을 하는데, 그림 그리는 구간은 진짜 제 똥손을 원망하게 되네요. 결론적으로 게임 가격 생각하면 돈값은 충분히 하고도 남습니다. 주말이나 쉬는 날에 킬링타임용으로 잠깐 빡집중해서 즐기기에 이만한 가성비 게임도 드물다고 봅니다. 마지막으로 이 게임의 진정한 꿀잼 엔드 컨텐츠를 하나 추천하자면, 평소에 자기가 게임 좀 한다고 입 터는 겜부심 쩌는 친구나, 아예 게임의 ㄱ자도 모르는 겜알못 친구한테 스팀 선물로 냅다 쏴버리세요. 그리고 디코 화면 공유 켜라고 한 다음에 그 친구가 고통받으면서 멘탈 바사삭 나가는 모습을 팝콘 씹으며 감상하시면 됩니다. 강력 추천합니다. English Review Horsteal Clear Review. First off, before starting this game, make sure to stretch your finger joints thoroughly. You'll be wondering how many keys you actually need to use—your hands won't get a moment's rest throughout the entire play session. Those of you who usually play games leisurely with one hand while grabbing snacks with the other, maybe watching YouTube or Netflix? That's absolutely impossible in this game. That one second you take your hands off the keyboard to grab a snack... getting them back in position afterward is just too hard. It's hilarious. After doing the tutorial, I almost cursed out loud. It's genuinely awful and unhelpful. It doesn't properly explain what you're supposed to do and just throws you straight into the wild. But here's the funny part: after dying and rolling around constantly, you start thinking this inconvenience is actually the developer's malicious intent. At first, my brain just froze, and I kept failing without doing anything. But then, at some point, it clicked, I got the hang of it, and the thrill and catharsis when you finally clear a stage is no joke. It's a bit pervy, but seriously exhilarating. And the difficulty design? They've mastered the art of getting under your skin. If it were impossible to beat, I'd just quit and ask for a refund. But most of the time, you fail by the slimmest of margins. Ah, it has this devilish charm that makes you think, “Just one more try and I'll definitely beat it,” fueling your stubborn determination to keep challenging it. It insanely stimulates the player's desire to overcome challenges. But personally, I don't understand why drawing is so much harder than mastering flashy physical controls. With controls, your fingers eventually memorize the movements if you practice enough, but the drawing sections make me curse my own clumsy hands. Ultimately, considering the game's price, it's more than worth the money. I think it's rare to find a game with such great value for money to kill time on weekends or days off by focusing intensely for a short while. Finally, if I had to recommend one truly fun end-game activity, gift this game on Steam to either a friend who brags about being a gaming pro or someone who knows absolutely nothing about games. Then, tell them to turn on their Discord screen share. Sit back, munch on some popcorn, and enjoy watching them suffer as their mental state crumbles to pieces. Highly recommended. Chinese Horsteal通关感想。 首先，玩这款游戏前请务必先好好活动手指关节。全程需要操作的键盘按键数量实在惊人，双手根本没有喘息的机会。平时习惯边看YouTube或Netflix边单手抓零食悠闲玩游戏的朋友？在这款游戏里绝对不可能实现。就为了吃零食而松开键盘的短短一秒……之后重新抓握的难度简直令人发笑。 刚玩教程时差点当场爆粗口。教程设计得极其不友好，根本不告诉你该怎么做，直接把你扔进野区自生自灭。但有趣的是，在不断死亡滚动的过程中，连这种不适感都让人觉得是开发者的恶意设计。起初简直脑子当机，只会不断失败，但某一刻突然上手后，掌握诀窍通关时的快感与宣泄感简直超乎想象。虽然有点变态，但真的令人兴奋。 至于难度设计更是令人抓狂到极致。若难度高到完全无法触及，我早关掉退款了，可多数时候都只差毫厘之差就功亏一篑。啊，这种“再试一次绝对能通关”的执念，简直是恶魔般的魅力，让人忍不住一再挑战。它疯狂刺激着玩家的挑战欲。不过说实话，比起操作技巧不足，我更不明白画画环节为何如此困难。操作只要死命练就能靠手指记忆，但画画环节真的让人恨透自己这双笨手。 总之考虑到游戏价格，绝对物超所值。周末或休息日用来消磨时间，短时间高度专注享受乐趣，这么高性价比的游戏实属罕见。 最后推荐这款游戏真正的终极乐趣玩法：把游戏当作礼物直接送给那些平时爱炫耀自己游戏技术的朋友，或者完全不懂游戏的朋友。然后让他们打开Discord屏幕共享功能，你只需嗑着爆米花欣赏他们痛苦崩溃、精神崩溃的模样。强烈推荐！

I like it :) thank you for making a horse game for the horse girls

QWOP meets Ocean's Eleven

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Got the game. Played it. Had a stroke figuring out the Controls. Painted a masterpiece. 10/10

이겜을 하고 WASD 및 이동키 마스터했어요 ^^..

목 늘리고.. A.. 아. S를 누르면 어떡해!!! 자 다시 목 줄이고.. 백 스페이스.. 그다음 다시 A.. 그다음 N..... 아니 M을 왜 눌러 다시.. 백스페이스 N... 그다음에 S...

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