Gulman 4: Still alive

Imagine if the cool edgy main character who was kicking ass, like B.J Blazkowicz, Serious Sam Stone, DOOMGUY, Master Chief, or Duke Nukem was hit by some wizard out of nowhere and transformed into a horrible gay looking russian guy called Gulman who crashes on a jungle for no ♥♥♥♥ reason and whose mission was to get some stupid ass magic orbs which surprisingly you are in the right area to find them and to defeat some edgy antagonist throughout the whole game. Why do I own this game, well here is the story how it all started...... Last christmas or 2016 christmas, My friend told me he was going to buy me this game(Gulman 4) I replied back with no because I do not want to owe you something, he said it was for free and he told me it was called Gulman 4. Hearing this name was familiar but I was like ♥♥♥♥ it, so I checked it out and remembered what this game was about and how I know about it, then during 2017 summer sale he bought me the game. I hated it at the start but after playing it for 2 days I kind of enjoyed wasting my time on this game so, I put some more time onto this and can give the problems this bad game has. [h1] Pros (OMG this game actually has pros lol) [/h1] -its stupidly dumb and fun to waste time (please don't do what I did I was forced to play this) -this game can teach you a little bit of russian, see you are about to see me speak В материнской россии язык, потому что эта игра учит вас говорить на родном россии. - Stays true as being a bad horrible disgusting game -you can buy this for a friend and never tell him why or whats it about [h1] Cons (this is the part you wanted to see am I right?) [/h1] -You cannot go Full screen -Game is way too easy -Putting it on the hardest difficulty is just glitch hell -It tries to be like Serious sam but its not and its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ version of Serious sam -It crashes often, and frenquently

i actually want to kill myself after playing this game pls dont buy you will be earraped by the amazing gun sounds and will know fluent russian ok

Абсолютный шедевр и мои 800 часов в нём тому подтверждение

Поклонник гульмэна с самой первой части. Смело могу сказать что это прорыв. Не, без рофлов, от графена не хочется плакать кровью, а геймплей разнообразнее чем убийство пацанов с ромбом вместо головы. Тут ведь даже можно покупать оружие! 15/10, но мне хочется в 5 части больше Гульмэна, 3,5 часов наблюдения за обладателем самого крутого пиджака в мире показалось мне мало.

Got Лорд-Прапорщик as a final rank. Gun mechanics are fantastic. Classic/10

Эх гульман никогда не сдувается! 10 из 10

Yep, this is definitely a game.