Grotesque Tactics: Evil Heroes

unplayable in 2025, buggy and downloads extra things/ scripts to your pc via launching the game. first launch takes like 5 minutes because it downloads a bunch of nonsense. like video/audio decoder configuration, and a VFW configuration. then on top of that the launch has many failed scripts that all have values set to 0 so you have to spam yes or no on all of these "scripts" just to have the 32bit game engine freeze on you constantly, and if you tab out it's done, windowed isn't centered to screen so if you have multiple screens you have to play with the window on multiple screens so if you have 4k to 1080p it'll have a chunk missing from your screen because it's rendering 4k on the 1080p side. then if you try and center it the game engine crashes, and if you try fullscreen the game engine doesn't run and crashes. black screens and not responding every instance. i had it running once and the ground flashed constantly and ran at 1 fps because i tried to tab out to center the screen (should turn screen off if you play windows) but after i failed centering the game engine got buggy, flashing grounds in a weird square pattern and 1 fps. i could of played this game on windowed with only 1 screen on. but there was just so much bs and issues i'd rather uninstall instead of playing some lame ah game like this, so far my oldschool games have been 2 for 2 in the world of trash. been feeling oldschool lately. and wellllllll it's 1.5/2 unplayable. 1.5 is this game being a .5 unplayable and the other being literally unplayable. pretty sad old school games are starting to become coffins at this point.

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Yes this game is old but his Semidivine Humble Self approves of this game.

It's alright, could be better, but there are too many worse tittles that try to be serious to throw GT with them Combat should have some more depth, camera some more cogs to move around properly and some jokes be of better quality, but at least it doesn't end after 3h (if that's better or worse considering it's a 5-6/10 product, I'll leave for you to decide)

A lot of crashes along the way but the story is not as bad as it looks.

I loved this game. It was fun, quirky, it didn't take itself too seriously and I had a blast. It's too bad the second game was junk.

Potworna pomyłka. Groteska to mało powiedziane. Ulep jakichś bezsensownych pomysłów. żenujące postaci przypominające niedorobione postacie z mangi z nieudolnym artworkiem. Chodzisz i walczysz z muchomorami czy ki hooj wie co to za grzyby. Jedno jest pewne, że grzyby to autorzy brali i strasznie słaba faza weszła po nich. Biedne, słabe, brzydkie i w sumie nudne.

This game radiates a strange mixture of chad and awkward emo energy at the same time. Also the tone and theme is all over the place because the game doesn't know what it wants to be or what the over all style and theme is, its very confused, but the gameplays alright and pretty straight forward to the point of being very basic and bare bones. lol, the artstyle and gameplay make it all feel like some random teenagers first 3D video game project lol.

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