G-Ball

if a videogame ever arose from satan's vagina, this would be that game.

This game turned up in my list yesterday, I've never heard of it and I certenly didn't pay for it, the only thing I can reason I can come up with is that because I own Astronaut rescue, it gave me this as well. Well about the game, First of all. I didnt play it much. The concept is not bad, your part of a team of zeroG footballers the idea seeming to be to pick up one of a couple of ball types and either score or attack a player with. As simple as the game is, it's controles are what REALLY let it down. your mouse only controles looking about as far as i can tell, while w and s control forward and backwards, a and d are turn left and right, but there is a turning circle meaning you turn more like your driving a forklift truck rather than a person, there is strafe but its unresponsive and slow. This game needs some serious changes to be any good imo, the main one being the movement, its all just too slow, you cant quick dodge or side step and once airborn you never now whats gunna happen, you could go all the way to the other side of the sphere you play in, or you could just shoot off on random axis for no given reason. The graphics of the game are aso a little odd, the terrain looks decent though dated but the characters are glossy as hell, like they are wearing super shine spandex and the "audience" is a VERY bad bitmap. All in all, I dont think this game is a bust, NASA need to really think about what ppl want in a game rather than trying to be inavitive, they just dont have the experiance for it. Do a co-op space survival game, DayZ on the moon kind of thing. Its not unique, but it would sell. Gameplay 3/10 Audio 5/10 Graphics 4/10 Overall Rating 3/10 This Game wasn't even worth the money at free, what little time I didn spend on it was just not enjoyable at all.

Where do I even begin to explain this game. Okay, it starts like this. You spawn, you jump and try to get the red ball. Only thing is, you cant, because you miss it by an inch EVERY TIME. Then when omeone has the ball there is no way to get it from them unless you go back to one of the goals and get a thunderball. You miss, then you miss again, and finally after countless tries you score. Now the controls are amazingly crappy. I can barely control my guy. Its hard af to turn around, and if i get on one of the jump pads below the goals it always knocks me right into them. After knocking into it, I slowly at about .2m/s facing it like im stupid. The game would make a really good lets play, because just about everything that happens makes you want to knock the screen in. The only enjoyable part about it is the taunts, because you can dance thriller and gangam style. Also why is this called astronaut academy if your playing a space sport? Really glad I got this free from astronaut rescue. 1/10. Only because I got it for free and the taunts are funny. Can be good with work.

Jogo totalmente focado em multy e não têm mais ninguém jogando a anos. Além disso os controles são péssimos e o jogo praticamente não explica nada sobre como jogar. Honestamente, isso não deveria nem estar a venda. --------------------------- Game totally focused on multy and no one has been playing for years. Also the controls are awful and the game hardly explains anything about how to play. Honestly, this should not even be for sale.

This is the worst game I have ver played. Awful Controls. Atrocious Graphics. Barf-Inducing Camera. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Matchmaking. All bundled up in a nice little diharrea bow. -1212324324524565463455764685643543/10

gave me autism

Best game ever to be released, emotionally scarring , dramatic and overall a masterfully developed game. 15 out of 10

This game needs a little more love . How do i play this game ? What are the rules ? No one is on so i just jump around.... can we get some npc's in there atleast for practice .

I'm a little embarrased about what just happened 0/10

My dog would love to play this game so she can keep running circles and jumping in a multiplayer only game that has no activity.