Funnel Runners

Funnel Runners Not Recommended This game is pure progressive piss. Somehow still emptier than a liberal’s soul. This isn’t a tornado survival game. It’s a 20-minute lesbian gloryhole in a collapsing American suburb designed by soft-handed soyboys who cry when the wind picks up. Every tornado is non-binary. Every house has pronouns and leaks warm progressive fluid when it gets destroyed. The van repair system is just you slowly turning into a quivering, rainbow-colored meat tube that floats around whispering about equity while Mayor Mamdani’s face appears in the storm clouds to lecture you about decolonizing the Midwest. You don’t scavenge. You negotiate with a pack of lesbian fish-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tornadoes who demand you call them “they” while they try to turn your last remaining testosterone into progressive piss. You don’t fix the van. You “center the lived experiences of the local debris.” The final F5 is a glowing, multi-breasted progressive blob that forces you to sit through a land acknowledgment before it turns you into its personal piss-soaked ♥♥♥♥ sleeve. By the end you’re not even a man anymore. You’re a soft, leaking, identity-fluid appendage drifting through the ruins, fully approved by every blue-haired, nose-ringed, Mamdani-voting midwit on the surface. Real MAGA patriots would rather get sucked into an actual tornado than download this soy nightmare. Trump, the Omniversal God-♥♥♥♥, could line up every last liberal and this game would still find a way to call it systemic violence against the weather. 0/10 Would rather drown in a lake of pure liberal piss than ever boot this lesbian ♥♥♥♥-sleeve simulator again.

Jogo MUITO bom e bem imersivo!! Pra quem gosta de um coop e survivor com os amigos é perfeito.

this game was very peak i love it but i refunded it because i sorta just felt this was repetieve but it is worth it especially with friends so yeah u should get it

Got boring after 2 game since all we do is just repair the van only.

Enjoyed this game, Hope we see more interesting weather events and some for fun game modes, otherwise great start!

One of most fun games ive played

reminds me of home