
Funfair Billionaire is the ultimate experience of a carnival as shady as a scratched-off lottery ticket. Rigged machines, sadistic physics, and a fate sealed by an algorithm that despises you—because deep down, you enjoy suffering. One more round? Of course.
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Do you dream of becoming a billionaire by draining rigged carnival machines? Welcome to FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE, the game where you throw your fake money into shady attractions just for the thrill of watching numbers go up (or not).
A game that reeks of sweat, blurry pixels, and questionable game design. Built with the blood, sweat, and tears of a developer who probably should have stayed an accountant but instead decided to create his "masterpiece"—badly optimized and with a certain disdain for usability.
💸 Throw your fake cash into machines as rigged as your last failed relationship:
🎰 Slot Machine – Win big! (Well… if the algorithm decides to let you.)
🕹 Coin Pusher – Watch coins fall and experience a shameful level of excitement.
🦾 Claw Machine – A physics system straight out of a nightmare. Good luck grabbing that cursed gold bar.
🔴 Roulette – Bet everything on red, instantly regret it.
♣ Blackjack– Bank always wins.
🔑 KeyMaster – Look at it bounce like a half-cooked spaghetti
🦓 Zebra Race – Don't... Don't play this. It is the best way to win.
🇯🇵 Pachinko – We're still trying to figure out how it works.
Too much money? Seek wisdom from The Fortune Teller Machine, a mystical entity that promises to reveal your destiny… but, let’s be honest, mostly mocks you. Mystical? Yes. Useful? Absolutely not. But who knows? Maybe it’s right (spoiler: it’s not).
Every sound in this game was personally crafted by the developer. And guess what? He has zero musical talent. Expect off-key jingles, suspiciously sourced sound effects, and a soundtrack that will make you question your love for music.
🌬 Graphics – An unintentional tribute to the PS2 era, but blurrier.
🔋 Optimization – Runs at 22 FPS on a gaming PC yet somehow hits 60 FPS on a toaster.
😡 Guaranteed Rage – Every session is a life lesson in existential frustration.
FUNFAIR BILLIONAIRE is the game that will make you say:
"Why am I still playing this?"
and then "Alright, just one more round..."
Available on Steam. Buy it, or just throw your money out the window—the result will be the same. 🎡🎰💸
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All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English*, French**languages with full audio support
Engagement
Hours played at review time, across 37 reviews with recorded playtime.
Reviews
都赌场常见的游戏,游戏不支持简体中午,有成就。
Excellent! addictif a jouer en famille, entre amis ou même seul! je valide et félicitation au développeur !
10 von 10! Hoffe das noch eine menge neue Spiele dazukommen :)
I really like that the mole scratch off card says "Scartch holes Find 3 moles to win !"
Simple, addictif et à la fois frustrant ! Je quitterais bien le jeu mais... Un lingot est prêt à tomber !!
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it is worth the money but im playing it on my steamdeck & the graphics quality isnt great which is a bit distracting. i have to set the resolution in the in game settings from 1280 x 800 to 1280 x 720 for the roulette & maybe some others otherwise i dont get the full betting areas on the screen & changing the settings to windowed or borderless or fullscreen etc doesnt do anything. there is a game called key master that i dont seem to be able to play at all because there are 2 seperate controls , one lever for left & right & then another button for up & im finding it impossible to press them both...i cant press them together & i cant press them one after the other either , i would like this issue fixed, maybe mapping the left stick for left & right axis & the right stick for the up...there probably is an easy way to map this & make it happen but i dont know it yet. the claw machine has a similar issue but when you upgrade & extend the time this fixes it kind of. i have played just under two hours so most likely there is an easy enough fix but it does work & im enjoying it. you pay to unlock missions & completing the missions i think rewards scratch cards but you can buy scratch cards as well. i like the game, I couldnt work out how to play the pachinko machine yet, some instructions would be nice.
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