
Waste time like in real life, do absolutely nothing watch your screen while you wonder were did things go wrong in your life. A simulation game that you do nothing just look at your screen. A complete waste of time and money.
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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Hours played at review time, across 31 reviews with recorded playtime.
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After playing for 0.2 hours I have uncovered a lot but I can guarantee I have not found everything. This game has lore. Fnaf lore. Big lore. Little lore. Cardboard box lore. I cannot wait to uncover the darkest deep secrets this game hides within but for now. Lá vie en film !
let this game run in the background while you do other stuff so that upon looking at your profile people will acknowledge that you're a funny person and possibly even grow to like you more
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
There is really nothing to do. I like experimental games, but that is just too less. Gameplay video: https://youtu.be/U7qhM-7jDak
I love wasting time and money
This game is emotional, it made me realize that i really am failure.
Best £0.79 I've ever spent
why did i pay 0,79 eur for this when ive been playing it my whole life
As a passionate gamer, I must express my immense delight in stumbling upon "Failure Simulator." It's not often that a game captures the essence of human struggle and the bittersweet taste of failure with such finesse. From the moment I booted up the game, I was transported into a world where setbacks weren't just obstacles but integral parts of the journey. The game's mechanics were ingeniously designed to simulate the unpredictability of life itself. Whether it was trying to navigate through a maze of challenges or attempting to balance various responsibilities, every decision felt weighty and consequential. And oh, the failures! They were not just moments of frustration but rather stepping stones towards enlightenment. Each misstep taught me valuable lessons about perseverance, adaptability, and the beauty of resilience. What truly set "Failure Simulator" apart was its immersive storytelling. The developers masterfully crafted a narrative that resonated deeply with players on a personal level. As I delved deeper into the protagonist's journey, I found myself reflecting on my own experiences of trial and error. The game didn't just entertain; it sparked introspection and self-discovery in ways I never anticipated. Moreover, the art direction and sound design were nothing short of mesmerizing. The hand-drawn visuals exuded charm and personality, while the haunting melodies evoked a sense of melancholic nostalgia. Every pixel and note contributed to the game's immersive atmosphere, drawing me further into its enchanting world. But perhaps the most remarkable aspect of "Failure Simulator" was its ability to evoke genuine emotions. I laughed, I cried, and I celebrated small victories with the same intensity as grand triumphs. It reminded me that failure is not just a destination but a crucial part of the human experience. As I look back on my time with "Failure Simulator," I can't help but feel a profound sense of gratitude. It wasn't just a game; it was an emotional journey that left an indelible mark on my soul. And while I may have completed the game, its lessons will stay with me forever, serving as a reminder that true success lies not in avoiding failure but in embracing it wholeheartedly.
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