Drake of the 99 Dragons

"Drake of the 99 Dragons on steam? You must be out of this world to re-release this game! Is this one of the worst games I've had the displeasure of playing? yes, but it's not as awful as i was told, or at least the PC version is tolerable. It controls fine, jumping & running off walls like Mario was slightly useful in combat, but aiming was literally a hit or miss, as the camera will often have anurysums clipping into walls. the art-style attempts to replicate the style of cartoon network shows, which is really the only thing it succeeds at, unfortunately It's paired with barren level design. Most models look to have been made in 2 minutes, with awful textures/animations. The sounds often glitch out, and most guns sound like ♥♥♥♥, except your starting guns that sound crisp as hell, but most sound muffled and weak. The dialog is a disasterpiece, it makes no sense, but is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious it must have been on purpose. Drake himself is a slack jaw imbicle, constantly killing himself with sheer incompetence, it's an unintended comedy as he fails time & time again. If you can get this game on sale, it might be worth a short playthrough, sometimes It's good to play bad games, so you can better appreciate games with actual effort put into them

if drake of the 99 dragons was the only third person shooter game to ever exist, it would be the equivalent to having someone to piss in your mouth as you're dying of thirst

when i first bought this game, it didn't even run

Bought it after I saw "arguably the worst xbox game ever created" Game is broken, unfinished, frustrating, buggy, unfair, poorly explains every mechanic it has, confusing, boring, ridiculous, unpolished, there is zero Q&A, unfun, borderline unplayable at some parts, has horrific boss fights, has horrific enemy and enemy design, has terrible movement, is ugly, I couldn't hear half the dialogue, reuses cutscenes near the end game, and probably ruined at least a thousand birthdays. I can't believe a game like this got published and released. Absolutely incredible experience, arguably one of my favourite games of all time, I didn't enjoy it a second I played it. You honestly have to see how bad it is, it's hilarious

This is a one way road. To Hell.

this game has left me with a hole in my heart, the exact size of 99 dragons on the outside....on the inside 100 dragons, the hole is expanding..................the dragons are god.