
WELCOME TO SATIRE ON SATIRE! Take on the crazy "WOKE" warriors destroying the world and enforcing their absurd ideology in this hilariously fast-paced retro FPS. Control the fearless BULLDOG and fight back for common sense against political correctness!
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Get ready for a wild, hilarious ride! Take on the crazy "WOKE" warriors who’ve captured the world and enforced their absurd ideology. Push back against corporate political correctness and prove common sense still wins.

The story of DOGENSTEIN takes place in a world consumed by totalitarian "WOKE" rule. It is governed with an iron fist by a ruthless oligarch known only as the Prince, who has seized control of corporations, the media, and the entire state.
Every pocket of resistance has been wiped out. Anyone who dares oppose the imposed ideology is marked for destruction. Dissidents are literally ground into mountains of putrid biomass.
The world has completely lost its mind. Common sense has been outlawed. Only one mission remains: fight your way through this nightmare and bring down the empire of "WOKE" absurdity.
The world has fallen under the Prince's rule and the control of his loyal "WOKE" puppets.
But one dog refused to submit. Carve your way through endless hordes of enemies, tear down the empire of absurdity, and dive into the most insane, fast-paced boomer shooter you've ever played!

Blast your way through 13 action-packed levels, each filled with unique gags, chaotic set pieces, hidden secrets, and memorable moments.
Battle armies of ideological "WOKE" fanatics and champions of cancel culture as you bring their politically correct empire crashing down.
Take control of the fearless BULLDOG and challenge the Prince's regime.
A lightning-fast retro FPS inspired by the golden age of 1990s shooters.
Explore the twisted world of "Cancel Culture" - prisons, cities, human-processing factories, and other bizarre locations.
Enjoy authentic old-school pixel art inspired by classic retro shooters.
An electrifying Retrowave soundtrack.
Brutal, edgy, and absurdly funny dialogue packed with dark humor.
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$3 usd for 2 hours of goy slop can recommend
[h3]English[/h3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYEMurJ25Z4 Rating: 2/10 Pros: soundtrack, one joke, short, egg launcher, price, the middle section of the final boss fight Cons: pretty cringy “anti-woke” without any humor, I’m not a fan of the use of AI, very boring, lacks any original ideas [h3]Czech[/h3] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P91AKt7D1yw Hodnocení: 2/10 +: hudební doprovod, jeden vtip, krátké, vajíčkomet, cena, prostřední část finálního bosse -: dost trapný „anti-woke“ bez jakéhokoliv humoru, nejsem fanoušek použití AI, velmi nudné, bez zásadního nápadu
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Languages: English*, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Russian*languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 151 reviews with recorded playtime.
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♥♥♥ игра ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, 6 уровней прошёл - понравилось заебенный ремейк дума
A true tribute to gameslop in 2026
buy it, its retarded.
Ну кто хочет убить себе 1,4 часа то вот пожалуйста эта игра вам подходит просто стрелять по военным девушкам и всяких мутантов и самый быстрый сюжет особо ничего не понял только понял то что надо убить всех девушке в масках военных и убить ебанутого мужика с разноцветным прической и типа он любит говно говно как будто у него говно место мозга ну ладно не особо она мне зашла как говорится посмотреть про говно на 1,4 часа прохождение
Ну, за 600 тенге чего-то требовать не имеем права. Обычный бумер шутер со скучным оружием. Нет огонька. Вроде игра про попуск лгбт и повестки, но попуск этот какой-то беззубый. Хотелось пожестче. Смешанные впечатления. 5 из 10 Особенно не понравились диалоги которые закрывают половину экрана
Witzige Idee
Pulento el jueguito. Perrito slayer hetero :) Quiero un dlc con mas misiones. Ya me lo pase :(
There are many aspects of DOGEnstein upon which I could base my review. The compelling original soundtrack, top tier modern gunplay, ultrarealistic graphics, a group of famous voice actors giving excellent performances using a spectrum of human vocabulary that keeps you learning the nuances of the English language, and a deep story that manages to tackle modern social issues without even a hint of political bias are all viable options for which I could give this game a positive review. However, to sum up my experience of DOGEnstein, I will just say this: It is a game that gets its point across. If you fancy yourself to be a serious gamer, you will not pass this one up. "Why waste food when you can eat waste?"
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