Date Everything!

I liked playing this and romancing a decent amount of characters. For this being 30$ I wouldn't recommend it. There's a lot of better dating sims out there. It's also so dialogue heavy. Which is normal for a dating sim but with there being 100 characters it's just a lot of reading. Plus if you really like a character then you don't get a lot of time with them before you're done interacting. At least for a few characters they don't have a lot of dialogue compared to others imo. Very quantity over quality.

the entire 59 minutes i played i left the game multiple times and I pretty much had a grimace on my face the entire time because the writing for everyone genuinely reminded me of roleplaying on Tumblr and Facebook as a 12 year old. the people who made the game are painfully white millennial and very clearly chronically on tumblr. if you cannot stand tumblr prose this game is not for you. if you adore tumblr prose this game will be right up your alley! edit to add: for some reason it just felt really weird to move around? i adjusted the settings as best as i could but I couldn't figure out a sweet spot. Either the camera moved wayy too fast or wayyy too slow. It just didn't feel good at all

i thought i was going to like this game. Looked like it would be funny, interesting. Its not, deff not my cup of tea. I found all the characters annoying. The tutorial almost broke me with how annoying she was. I got through it. I started unlocking more character just to realize they are all just as annoying. This really caters to the LGBTQ+ community, which is fine. But it was way over the top. It felt forced. Like it reminded me of the people youll see on the cringe reels of youtube or tiktok. Takes a bit to unlock some character so i went over my 2 hour return limit. I will not be finishing this game. I wish it was good, but to me this is just sterotype character garbage. . . . which could be cool if they werent all super annoying.

This is a hollow excuse for a dating sim. I loved the art but that is about it.

Have you ever wanted living alone to feel less lonely? Tired of talking to your household appliances and not having anyone talk back? Like puns? If so, this is the game for you!

Date Everything is revolutionary, because for the first time we have been given a dating simulator that caters to everyone. Not just the general idea of what people find attractive. Men and women can play this game knowing there is at least ONE character that excites them, and that makes this game extremely worth it. Plus, the storyline on it's own, the worldbuilding and lore, has made for an extremely entertaining game that is re-playable at LEAST three times, and is long enough with enough variety involved that you don't become bored. It's honestly one of the most amazing dating sims I've ever seen and I can't wait to continuing dating everything!

Love the queer representation in this game, and the voice acting and writing is just fabulous. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and romance my bed.

The game is super fun with all the different eccentric characters you can talk to. The storyline is very interesting and engaging. All the different characters you meet are unique and very well written. It was definitely worth the money!!

I really tried to get into this game, and 3 playthroughs just have me scratching my head at the point. I've never realised a character and I don't even want to. It's so repetitve for very little payoff.

This was EVERTHING I hoped it would be and so much more. The character designs were amazing. The stories gave depth and life to inanimate objects. And the amazing cast of voice actors pushed this game from great to perfect.