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You're not sure where you met this one friend you have but they are... weird. The kind of weird that you can't quite put your finger on. They seem to check all the usual boxes but... there's just something off. You speculate. Maybe it's their response time in a conversation. Maybe it's their off brand sense of style. Maybe it's their obsession with cults and topics surrounding them. You will never know for sure. One day, you have a get together with several other friends and find yourselves broken off into pairs and groups scattered around the house. You are on a couch with this totally normal but vaguely strange friend, a smile dancing on their lips, twitching to talk about something. "So uh... it seems you want to tell me something." You say politely. You move your gaze away from theirs as you clock an exit route from the conversation should you need it. "hehehe Oh yes. I've weaved a fascinating theory between some of the research I've been doing into Doomsday cults with Judeo-Christianic mysticism and reincarnation ideologies and I simply MUST spill the tea before it overflows the cup!" The exit seemingly disappears as your eyes meet theirs again and before you can agree to be a willing recipient of such knowledge, they are off to the races making your head spin with mental equations you never wanted to solve. Welcome to this game. Buckle in because there is no escape until it's finished. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

A game where I can confidently say, without even joking, I met Michael Jackson and watched him cut my head open with black magic AND got my neck snapped my MC Ride but then converted my soul into his and became him to then become one of the Devil's first soldiers. This would make such a kickass manga

Twin Peaks and Death Grips

Ok so this game is a point and click but it's so linear and simple I'll just refer to it as a visual novel A VN needs a good story to succeed since there usually is no gameplay. The story of this game is a bit incomprehensible- not because it's too expansive, but because there are some obviously connecting things that are spoon fed to you and some that are barely connected and coherent. This game has great visuals, good OST and some nice characters (also the dev must have some insane connections to be able to put some of them in, like MJ and MC Ride), but it falls flat in most other aspects. As much as people nowadays hate the phrase, it's fitting here: "Style Over Substance". It all looks great, but playing it is boring (repetition for endings, even basic VNs have custom saving and loading), the story doesn't make much sense and it feels more like random / funny / shocking moments stitched together. However, if the story continues in other media then there is a nice foundation here to improve.

抽象解谜的小游戏，大概类似一个序章，所以信息比较碎片化。什么都想说，什么都没说透。 揉合了一大堆神秘学，几大势力争夺地球是吧。 剧情其实非常简单，无非是[spoiler]讨论怎么实现永生[/spoiler]，里面假设了好几种实现过程。具体就不剧透。 游戏前期难度适中，后期还是有一定难度。不过总体而言体量很小，时间也不长，所以体验还好。

其实光冲着能见到迈克尔杰克逊我就觉得它值得一玩。谁管我死不死了，那可是迈克尔杰克逊！

7'5/10. A game about waking up at 3AM to a text from Michael Jackson telling you to meet him at a club, exploring the Jordan desert in 923 alongside Stefan Burnett from Death Grips and a Martian that stops the destruction of earth because he liked indian food too much. In all seriousness I don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ I played but the graphics/art direction and the music were absolutely incredible and just pure creativity.