Coffee & Boobs

As a fan of both coffee AND boobs, you would think this game would have been a shoe-in favorite. It's absolute slop, though. Clearly AI generated images with clearly AI generated slop dialogue and scenarios. "I can't give you any advice... but I can give you advice." - actual dialogue. Save yourself the 8 bucks. This game is an absolute dogwater cash grab.

[h1][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/46090086-Blind-Argus-Group/] If you love hentai and anime games, subscribe to the curator Blind Argus Group [/url][/h1] Score: 5/10 [h2]The Short Version[/h2] Coffee & Boobs is a game that promises exactly what the title says and delivers... technically. But "technically" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. This is AI slop through and through—AI-generated images, AI-generated dialogue, and a story that feels like ChatGPT wrote it on 1% battery with no context. The publisher, TopHouse Publishing, has a library of games that rely heavily on AI, and this one is no exception. Add in a mountain of bugs, machine-translated nonsense, and dialogue so stiff it could prop up a coffee table, and you've got a game that's hard to recommend even at a discount. That said, if you grab it for around €4 and you're really desperate to simp over the one femboy route, you might not feel completely robbed. But you'll still feel a little robbed. [h2]What Works (Very Little)[/h2] The character designs are... fine. Attractive enough if you don't look too closely. The static CGs are decent—AI-generated, yes, but decent AI-generated. The voice acting is actually good, which is surprising given everything else around it. A single run can last 5–7 hours, so you're not getting short-changed on playtime if you somehow make it through. The game is surprisingly unforgiving. Choices matter—wrong ones can lock you out of romance routes or trigger a full game over. That's not a compliment to the writing; it's just a mechanical fact. If you're a completionist, there's some replayability. [h2]What Doesn't Work (Almost Everything)[/h2] Let's start with the obvious: this is AI slop. The images are clearly AI-generated. The dialogue is clearly AI-generated. The story feels completely fake—abrupt plot twists, stiff interactions, characters who behave like robots pretending to be humans. One actual line from the game: "I can't give you any advice... but I can give you advice." That's not quirky. That's nonsense. The translation is a dumpster fire. Machine-translated with no human editor. In some languages, the options don't even match the English ones—sometimes they show the next line of dialogue instead of the choice you're supposed to make. It's like trying to play chess when the pieces randomly turn into Uno cards. The pacing is glacial. You'll slog through 1–2 hours of dry, awkward story before you see a single H-scene. And when you finally get there? No animation. Just static CGs. The scenes are standard at best. The main character is a walking red flag—casually hooking up with everyone with no consequences, no emotional depth, and sometimes no choice to say no. After intimate moments, characters act like nothing happened. No aftermath. No emotional shift. Just "hey, pass the coffee." And then there are the bugs. Lots of bugs. TopHouse Publishing clearly doesn't believe in quality control. [h2]The Verdict[/h2] Coffee & Boobs is a 5/10 game that only earns that much because the voice acting is decent and the character designs are visually appealing if you ignore the AI origins. But this is a hard pass for anyone who values good writing, coherent translations, bug-free experiences, or games made by humans who care. If you're playing strictly for the art (and don't mind that it's AI), or if you're that down bad for the femboy, wait for a deep sale—like 75% off or more. At full price ($8)? Absolutely not. At €4? Still feels like a gamble. Worth it if: You have extremely low standards, you're curious about the femboy route, or you want a case study in how not to make a visual novel. Skip if: You want coherent writing, functional translations, working bugs, or any sense that a human being touched this project after ChatGPT spit it out. [h2]If you'd like a review of your game, please send it to us[/h2] [h1][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/46090086-Blind-Argus-Group/]Curator: Blind Argus Group [/url][/h1]

После первой H-сцены с Бинс, второй H-сцены с Бинс, тайной сценой "Силиконовый рай", второй тайной сценой "Открытый к эксперементам", сюжетная линия замирает, я сделал всё, и проверял целостность файлов, и переустанавливал игру, и проходил на другую любовную линию - результат тот же, хотя ПК у меня не из слабых. Я очень расстроен что разработчики допустили такую ошибку. Я оставлю открытыми комментариями, для помощи в решении подобной проблемы. С Уважением Astolfo.

second H-scene with beance broke my game. when H-scene starts a cut out of beance from the previous scene in her kimono is stuck on the screen covering half oh the H-scene and then when you get to the end of the scene or at least im assuming its the end cuz i cant get passed it, when she says something like the nights long, i want to spend it all with you the game just wont go to the next scene its just stuck there and i can no longer progress with my story unless i go back and make different choice to not have H-scene and why the ♥♥♥♥ would i wanna do that?? other wise the game and story is good! ive never wanted coffee more in my life, i kept making the best coffee i could with my french press while playing. but this really just ruined my experience unless it gets fixed and i can finish the story...

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я ахуеваю как люди которые озвучивали это все не умерли от стыда

Дорогие разработчики!! Купил игру для отца, у меня баг с первой Н сценой с Бинс, он меня уебал об стол и говорит: пока этот баг не уберется я не вернусь домой, я это пишу сейчас в шалаше в лесу, верните меня пожалуйста домой.

Нет возможности пройти игру из-за критической ошибки, которая не только у меня, а перепроходить это...ну уж нет, казалось бы прикольная ламповая игрушка на вечерок, а по итогу облом(

В ИГРЕ ЗАМЕЧЕНА ОТСЫЛКА НА ДЖОДЖО ДОСТИЖЕНИЕ ГОРЯЧИЕ ПРИКЛЮЧЕНИЯ ДЖОДЖО ПЕРЕХОДЯТ В ФОНД СПИДВАГОНА

Хрень. Сюжет еще неплох, но все сцены даже не анимированы. Но не в этом главная проблема, а в грёбанных багах. Мне пришлось раз десять перепроходить игру ради того, что, возможно, было пройти дальше, а h-сцена Bins просто зависает, и всё — игру не пройти. Короче, 4/10: тупо на персах интересно, но отвратительно в качестве.