Chop Chop Inc.

AMAZING 10/10 Ending tho lets you blow up fernox prior to getting to 100

I want to recommend this game. If you would have asked me a couple hours into this game, I would have given it the thumbs up. There's nothing that it does that is novel or unique in any way really, but it's fine and it's fun enough. Until it isn't. After a certain point, this game just becomes one giant slog. You would think that automation would help keep things moving along, but it doesn't. Once you have opened all the biomes it just becomes a non-stop slog of quests that are in no-way fun. I'm trying to get through the rest of it just to say that I did, but man it is really, really rough.

This game is uninspired. It's a grindy, boring game where you repeat the same action (chop trees) over and over. Even in the very beginning of the game I felt like there was already far too much repetition and it had barely even started. The "wackiness" of the world is interesting but felt performative rather than enriching the game. In general it felt unpolished to me, even the character is just a floating arm and most textures feel last-generation in an unappealing way. If you like this type of game that may as well be a glorified idle clicker, go for it. I personally couldn't bring myself to play anymore after about half an hour. It felt like a chore almost immediately.

[b]Great Adult Humor but Clunky Mechanics[/b] 🪓🦫 Chop Chop Inc. brings some fantastic double-entendre adult humor to the table and features a genuinely funny concept where absolutely everything—even stone and iron—is harvested simply by chopping trees. While the early game is highly entertaining, the experience unfortunately gets bogged down in the later stages. Unnecessarily tedious progression, poorly responding controls during item assembly, and a rather messy mass production system drag the overall fun down. It’s a game with great comedic value and fun ideas, but the gameplay mechanics need a bit more polish to make the late-game enjoyable. ➕ Pros: Hilarious Adult Humor: The game is packed with perfect double-entendre jokes that definitely hit the mark for a mature audience. Funny Resource Concept: It's surprisingly amusing and unique that you literally harvest everything straight from the trees, whether it's regular wood, stone, or even iron. ➖ Cons: Clunky Assembly & Missing UI Features: Assembling items feels frustrating because the game doesn't respond well to your inputs. Furthermore, the crafting menus desperately need a search bar, as finding specific items among the massive list of products becomes a nightmare later on. Broken Automation & Messy Mass Production: Once you reach the mass production stage, the physics and systems fall apart. Items fly everywhere randomly, and the automatic buttons simply don't work as they should. Tedious Progression & QoL Issues: The game feels unnecessarily dragged out and tedious. You really need the ability to pin more recipes (which is a huge pain later when recipes heavily combine), and the beaver companion ("Bober") feels completely useless. [b]Final Score: 6/10[/b]

I don't leave reviews for many games, but this game had me laughing and grinning from ear to ear the entire time I was playing it. I loved how it never took itself seriously, and all of the silly shenanigans that happened. On top of the fact that the tree cutting itself was extremely satisfying and even the building system of crafting the furniture. I am sad that its 100% completed and I would absolutely do it all over again if I could.

Fun little game. It's not super long and the gameplay loop honestly is about the same the entire game but it is a good time waster. I had about 14 hours in and that was 100% everything. If you enjoyed the demo this is just more of that and if you hated the demo well, it's more of the same. :) No real bugs. Performance is great.

I went in expecting lots of resource farming and there is that but its also hilarious and has more biomes that I thought it would. The skill progression is satisfying and the story is entertaining. I didn't think I would like it this much but I've already recommended it to several people.

You could string together any amount of random words from the English dictionary, and the sentence you end up with would be something you can do or find in this game.

The humor in this game reminds me of early 2000s RARE games lol. The basis of the story is a refreshing criticism on the modern corporate machine. I can't wait to see what the creative team comes up with for updates/DLC for this game.