Call of Duty®: Black Ops 7

bro I just want to play B07 ZOMBIES WHY IS THIS 300 GBS

一年更比一年差

This game is the equivalent of ball torture and getting spit on by a fat ghetto trailer park mom and her two lesbian daughters while a pitbull named Diesel chews on and humps your ankle at the same time while somebody microwaves fish sticks in the next room. this stupid ass game somehow manages to feel like getting trapped inside a broken vending machine that only dispenses rage, Mountain Dew fumes, and unpaid child support notices. Every match feels like the developers personally break into your house slap you with their penis and tear the controller out of your hands and also replace your internet with two hamsters running on a wet paper towel. The spawns are so bad I’m convinced they were designed by a blind raccoon smoking Newports behind a Waffle House dumpster. Half the maps play like abandoned mall parking lots where everybody has schizophrenia and a sniper rifle. The skill based matchmaking feels like the game scans your soul detects a single molecule of happiness and immediately queues you against six unemployed dudes named “xXCumDestroyerXx” who haven’t seen daylight since the Obama administration. The movement system has players sliding around like greased up meth goblins escaping a police raid gunfights don’t even feel real anymore you just get instantly deleted by somebody bunny hopping through smoke like a possessed kangaroo with ADHD. The audio is somehow worse than listening to your divorced neighbors throw ceramic plates at each other through apartment walls at 3 AM.And don’t even get me started on the teammates. Every random teammate in this game plays like they were breastfed gasoline and taught strategy by a haunted toaster oven. Objective modes become a live documentary about human failure as your entire team ignores the flag to chase one kill like starving raccoons fighting over a cold mozzarella stick in a sewer, also something else to mention is that it seems like the teammate that goes 4-27 is always the one with a trash ass mic blasting that trash ass mexican music. By the end of a session you don’t feel entertained you feel like you survived a government experiment involving sleep deprivation, energy drinks, and repeated emotional abuse from a shirtless stepdad named Rick with a neck tattoo of a flaming skull.

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好 买 ！

全向移动成熟之作，默认不启用战术冲刺才是对的，IW和T的东西混在一起就是大便 肝度上我想说你都当使奴了，拢共50级一把枪半小时打个zm就能升满，总有人爱拿攻略视频里面的来说250级太肝，我寻思t0枪那几个一转就完事的，250级不是使奴专属打迷彩？ 还有拿游戏内容贫瘠说事，评测不能贴图片，不然我早就把你IW野爹“史上最大更新”这种爆笑路线图拿出来笑你了 最后说黑队的事，我就没怎么跟人开黑过，你嫌黑队多不就是嫌别人有朋友这种底层逻辑的事？bo7已经是最仁慈的一代，你IW野爹运营期：码头黑队滚连杀退出去又匹进去，才四年就忘了？活该你看一辈子磕弹匣！

To be clear, I have NEVER played Call of Duty Black Ops series for their campaign. Multiplayer was fun for awhile, but later became enraging. I only ever loved the zombies. I got into zombies mostly with black ops 2, but started with one. I was a die hard fan of black ops 3 zombies. Despite everyone's critiscicme of black ops 4, I did enjoy the pilot map "Voyage of Despair" and the remake of Mob Of The Dead. But the game felt different without having the need for jug. But I digress. Overall, it was refreshing; those two maps. Everything after that I really didnt care for. Cold war zombies didnt feel right at all. I'm not sure if I tried black ops 6 or not. Pretty sure I didn't. Seems like I blinked and Black ops 7 was released. Anyhow here's my opinion. The gaming world recommended to me, as a die hard bloops 1-3 fan, to chose bloops 7 over 6. So I did. When it went on sale for 50% off the origianl $70. I can honestly say, considering the time gap between 3,4 and 7, you have to give the new style a chance. And I am overall pleased so far. I LOVE my OG bloops zombies maps, but I was really ready to step out and try their new ones, even though I swore I'd never buy another COD Bloops after Cold War. But here I am, and I'm not upset at all. New challenges. Familiar characters. Round based Zombies :)