
Blueman — a grim intern simulator set inside a hellish corporation. On each floor, a new mini-game awaits you, reflecting everyday office life.
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Blueman is looking for motivated interns willing to do anything: set up workstations, feed the demon, make others work, and join corporate games without asking too many questions.

During probation you’ll climb floor by floor: on each floor a new “important task” awaits — and for some reason it’s entrusted to you. Clear every trial and, who knows, one day you might be the one giving the orders.
A do-it-all intern. You play the person everything gets dumped on, from “little errands” to tasks that somehow decide an entire department’s fate.
No monotonous grind. Each level plays like a standalone mini-game with its own rules.
Probation with no room for mistakes. Mistakes restart the current level, making attention to detail central to the gameplay — just like a real probation where perfection is expected and almost nothing is explained.
A hell suspiciously similar to work. Beneath the gloom and demons lurk very familiar office realities.
Short yet substantial. The compact format lets you experience the whole intern journey — from the first task to the top floor — in a single sitting.
Estimated completion time: ~60 minutes
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Languages: English*, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Portuguese - Brazil, Traditional Chinese*, Simplified Chinese*, Korean*, Polish, Russian*, Japanese**languages with full audio support
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Themes across 40 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
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неплохо вполне, тетя злюка ваще чета
Just another day in the office.
I'm really not sure what I think of this game. I thoroughly enjoyed its take on toxic work places, but there isn't a whole lot of replay value after you figure out all the puzzles. The first run might consume a few hours, but the 2nd run is a flash. Honestly, the New Year's party is the best part, repeatedly ragdolling employees into a pit of lava when they fall asleep... that certainly takes a while to get bored of even though I'm currently playing it in July.
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Really fun game, it's short but does worth the price. The environment is quite immersive.
Blueman had me a little confused going in. I knew right away it didn’t look like the usual horror games I play, but it was listed as a horror title—so I figured, why not? Let’s see what happens. From my personal experience? This game wasn’t scary. It definitely had some weird, creepy undertones, but not in the traditional “I’m afraid to move forward” way. It’s more unsettling and bizarre than outright terrifying—and honestly, that ended up being part of the charm. And that’s the thing: even though it didn’t scare me, I still really enjoyed it. It was just unhinged enough that me and chat got a ton of laughs out of it. The weirdness is intentional, and it leans into that hard. The game is short and doesn’t have a ton of levels right now, but it feels like more will be added over time. There was even a special Christmas level you could complete, which makes it seem like they plan on expanding it gradually. That’s not based on anything official I found—just the way the game is structured. If you like horror-ish games but don’t want something super scary—and instead want strange, creepy vibes with a side of “what did I just play?”—then Blueman is absolutely worth trying. It’s weird, it’s fun, and it gave us plenty of laughs… and honestly, sometimes that’s exactly what you want. 👀😄
Ох как мне непривычно писать коротенькие положительные обзоры. Так вот... увы, тут есть сказать не то чтобы много чего, посему такие игры... нет, неверно правильнее будет сказать высказывания, полагаю, для меня становится плацдармом для определённого рода откровений и философствований. Начнём издалека. Я не особо интересуюсь пугалками, ибо петляет их в разные стороны пипец как сильно, и приходить хоть к чему-то удобоваримому никому в подавляющем большинстве своём не удавалось. В плане "У, страшно, вырубай и никогда не подрубай". Ну никто, просто никто не сможет продемонстрировать для меня nightmare fuel лучше, чем то сделал Скотт Коутон с первыми двумя фнафами. Это я к тому, что в играх принято хоррором разбавлять геймплейные элементы совсем других жанров, и даже те же фнафы это в первую очередь кнопкотыки, а хоррор там присутствует лишь в составе композиции, и проектов класса "хоррор настоящий"... я даже не знаю таких. Существует ли "рафинированный" хоррор в игровой индустрии вообще? Blueman. Почему моё тело измождённое находится здесь? Полагаю стоит рассказать что за игра вообще за такая и с чем её едят. А представляет из себя данный проект совсем небольшую бродилку-задачевыполнялку от первого лица. Ходите по офису, выполняете поставленные перед вами поручения. Это и не головоломка, и сюжета здесь особо нет, да и пугать тут никто даже не пытался. Чем меня Blueman подкупил - игра выглядит неиронично забавно, не дёшево, а играется не хуже. Ну типа реал - небольшая развлекуха на час. Приятно порадовало, что у игры просто нет никаких претензий, автор малясь постебался, я с этого угорнул. Внимания заслуживает и вопрос производительности - тут всё работает прям без сучка, без задоринки, ток при первой загрузке зависла почему-то, но это не страшно. Стоит сделать какой-то вывод. Если вы не ютубер Куплинов или не испытываете отчаянную жажду поиграть хотя бы во что-нибудь необычное, коей страдаю я, то покупать точняк не стоит, пробежите и просто не успеете ничего почувствовать даже. Я же поиграл, гы-гы с местного абсурда поймал и пальца вверх отсыпать не пожалею. [url=https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3706844810]В моём тирлисте Blueman занял категорию "крепкий стандарт"[/url]. Крупные игроделы пытаются выдать косорылые шутерки с поганым сюжетом за страх. Я лучше занесу сотку на честный со всеми абсурд. У меня всё.
Really enjoyed this one, excellently made. I made a video playing the game if you want to see some gameplay. I tried to put a bit of a comedic twist on it, let me know what you think! :) https://youtu.be/nC6zFWhGPuE
게임 자체는 단타 치기 나쁘지 않았는데 도전과제에 신년 클리어가 벽임 재미도 없고 루즈..
음 게임은 재미있어요. 즐겁고 플레이 방식도 단순해서 좋고.. 엔딩도 무지 단순한데... 그 점이 너무 아쉽습니다. 그리고 [spoiler] 점프 맵 스타일에 맵이 있는데 점프 안 하고 그냥 엘리베이터 있는데 가도 클리어 가능하니깐 [/spoiler] 왜 만들었는지 싶어요. 기본 엔딩이 좀 많이 아쉬워서 기본 엔딩만 어떻게 하면 그나마 좋지 않을까 싶은 생각도 듭니다. 신년 레벨이란 단계도 있는데 그냥 단순노동인데 그래도 엔딩은 괜찮게 나와서 좋았어요. 엔딩 보는 법 [spoiler] 기본 엔딩 : 그냥 게임 끝까지 클리어하면 확인 가능 ( 무슨 내용인지 기억에 없음 ) 대체 엔딩 : 물건들이 길 막는 곳 있는데 그때 옆길로 가면 어떤 맵으로 가는데 그곳에서 탈출구 찾으면 볼 수 있어요 ( 엔딩은 나쁘지 않았음 ) 신년 레벨 : 그냥 3000달러 모으라는 거 모으면 볼 수 있음 ( 엔딩 맘에 들음 )[/spoiler] 그냥 빠르게 게임을 즐기고 싶다 하면 추천인데 세일 안 하면 사는 것은 좀 비추천.. 세일하는 가격도 플레이하고 나면 흠... 공포 게임은 절대 아닙니다. 그나마 코믹 쪽에 가깝다고 보시면 되고 뭔가 타이쿤 하는 느낌?이라 해야 하나 싶네요.
Wenn es im Sale ist mal holen. Für 3-4€ eine Stunde Unterhaltung ist günstiger als ein Kinofilm. Ich habe jetzt noch 2 Enden ausstehend aber es ist interessant. Horror war jetzt nicht drin, aber unterhaltsam.
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