Blood and Bacon

something i never would have discovered on my own i found this through one of moistcr1tikal's video on stories about masturbation. i can say that i thoroughly enjoyed this, and still have not completed it, its a simple shoot em up first person game about killing pigs which is something i didnt know i wanted 10/10

Ever since I was little ive always had this irrational fear of hogs when i saw this game on my steam recommended I was apprehensive.... but I played it anyways when i booted it up i was in a barn with a cripple it just so happens i have a thing for cripples so i cranked one out the pigs outside of the barn terrified me in fact it took me four hours to leave the barn but once i started shooting i noticed something.... weirdly mascaraing these hogs made my hog bigger???? i know.. it sounds weird but i couldn't get enough of it seeing that fatass pig poop and fart everywhere and then explode gave me a rager???? it got to a point where where my boyfriend couldnt get me off anymore so I while he would give me his hammer i would turn on the blood and bacon evan fong video to finish so i really dont know if this should be positive or a negative review????? 10/10

this video game. this beautiful pretty handsome magnificant good looking nice looking pleasing video game....... i got on this game looking at my steam library. i was on a call with my best friend and two people we met a week ago. after this blissful night of shooting hogs and using comroddary. we had to work together for hours laughing til our hogs cranked. tonight before i got on this game i was in a deppressed state but when we got in a lobby together i had no reason to die. i actually had a reason to thrive. the thrive i say is to play this game. i cant imagine the relationships i would have with my 2 new friends and my new found best friend to soulmate if it wasnt for this game. this game makes me think of the perspective of how bad times come to pass. they can always pass... hog that again. they. can. always. pass. whenever you feel down think about playing this. i sure will. i thought id be dead by now but here i am. still kicking and hogging out. seeing or smelling the sight of bacon disgusts me because i get sick with joy. the joy consumes me. overtakes me. DEVOURS ME. this game can make me feel secure in my body. when i think about not liking myself i can just think about playing this beautiful game. this game transends human orgasms. no amount of sex with paul mccartney could overtake the bliss of the game made by BIG CORPERATION. whoever the developers are i will do anything. i mean anything. off topic but i love joking about scat. its a very funny joke to me. but when i genuinly think about it i throw up on occation. but if the developers said do some scat ♥♥♥♥ id run to the opportunity. when i meet a new person or see a new soul i can only feel pity for them because they havent transended. there is this hit manga series and anime adaptation called Jojo's Bizarre Adventures. and in part 6 of jojos the main villian Enrico Pucchi is trying to follow Dio's plans and the proccess is called Made in Heaven. this proccess is when your stand evolves to be able to reset the universe and make your ideal heaven... when i get the chance to play out the made in heaven process i will give every living organism the ability to feel even a micron of my joy playing this game. if my joy was in units of food. i could feed the World (jojos ref) over and over again ten fold. dear viewer. my children if you come to concieve... i wish you the joy. the joy that will fill the rest of my life. the joy that will let me fall in love with fictional characters. maybe ill yume with the farmer one day.. maybe i wont. the joy will lead me there. dear reader... take this review at heart. remember the bliss..... VISIT THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!!! so please. live your best live. sincerely, LMVA

its literally just blood and bacon bro, and its wholesome

I love this game i would not recommend it to anybody it is not worth your time you are going to have a seizure if you keep playing the game do not get the game if you are on mac

Probably the best dollar I've spent while gaming. It's not some polished big title, but it's fun for a few plays every now and again.

Это словно Left 4 Dead и Killing Floor занялись сексом, на свет появился страшный, но очень позитивный урод! Определённо рекомендую!

For those that didn't know, this game is in fact a really absurdist, surrealist metaphor for Plato's allegory of the cave. The pigs represent the shadows of the real, incomprehensible world, and the farmers the cave men who think that these pigs are in fact reality. But they seek truth and ascend in powewr and therefore Okay. Okay yeah therefore yeah okay yeah yeah okay wwhatever dude. Amen, Best, Yours Truly,

This is the best game since the americo-afgan war. Thank you Big C for bringing this blessing upon us

очень понравилась игра, особенно реплики про гениталии! если у вас появилось нестерпимое желание пострелять кому то в яйца из горячего оружия, то эта игра для вас. всем рекомендую!