Battle Simulator: Counter Stickman

A ultima tranqueira que tirei da backlog antes de ir dormir, Battle Simulator: Counter Stickman me levou 10 minutos pra terminar 6 levels, isso que perdi uns 2 minutos porque o jogo simplesmente não respondei nenhum clique que eu dava no começo. Nesse jogo você coloca uns soldados no campo de batalha e eles vão andar sozinho até os inimigos e atirar neles, o objetivo é que só os seus soldados permaneçam de pé, a grande estratégia que usei em todos os levels era comprar o soldado mais caro na quantidade possível e torcer pra IA dele atirar antes da IA do inimigo, só isso. Não é legal como jogo de estetégia ou como simulação, só uma experiência sem inspiração e tediosa, não recomendo. --------------------------------------- The last piece of junk I cleared from my backlog before going to sleep, Battle Simulator: Counter Stickman, took me 10 minutes to finish 6 levels, and that's after losing about 2 minutes because the game simply didn't respond to any clicks I made at the beginning. In this game, you place soldiers on the battlefield and they walk around on their own towards the enemies and shoot them. The goal is for only your soldiers to remain standing. The main strategy I used in all levels was to buy the most expensive soldier in the quantity possible and hope that his AI would shoot before the enemy's AI, that's all. It's not good as an aesthetic game or as a simulation, just an uninspired and tedious experience. I don't recommend it.

Hey, Developer. Playing this game was the worst experience of my life. I hope you stub every single toe in your body for every single red dude I had to murder while playing this game. This game is the worst thing I have ever done. You are the cruelest creature on this planet earth for forcing people to sit through a game likie that. I now have PTSD. I now have ebola. And I hope you have a bad day. Thank you. Yours Truly, A guy who just suffered.

I think I got this one for free. At least I hope I did because I'd be sad if I actually paid for this. It feels more like a demo for... whatever. It's just a whole lot of nothing. I had more fun during colonoscopy than during the time I spent going through about 40 levels of this game. It was probably made just to get some trading cards on Steam and that's it. You should never have to pay for something like this.

Да, я считаю, что игра сырая, багованная и требует доработок. Но всё же это прикольно, когда у тебя на экране происходит настоящий absolute cinema. Челики с диглами будто переиграли в ту самую карту из CS, где один патрон. На некоторых уровнях можно выбрать снайперку, базуку или включить кинематографичную камеру, что делает происходящее ещё эпичнее. А вся игра похожа на то, как пьяные бомжи решили вспомнить детство, взяли пульковые пистолеты и пошли стреляться за гаражи. Гранаты кидают себе под ноги или в соседнюю стену, а иногда вообще всей толпой садятся в одном месте, им наверное, всем одновременно приспичило. 12 просроченных банок пива из 10.

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☑ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☑ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☑ Floppy Disk ☐ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☑ Easy ☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☑ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☑ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☑ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☑ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☑ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10

1/10 While the music is pretty good, everything else is not. [list] [*] Painfully slow and boring gameplay [*] No speed up functionality [*] AI frequently runs into the wrong direction or camps in the open [*] AI likes to nade themself [*] Missing descriptions - what are the stats and differences of various units? [*] Spawn points are not always selectable [*] Missing QoL features while deploying troops [*] Doesn't feel rewarding [*] Controls of "manual" weapons is terrible [/list]

I really enjoyed playing it; I simply selected the available armed units and watched them war.