Baby's on fire: 99 virgins

[h1][b]Baby's on fire: 99 virgins[/b][/h1] Gibberish title, gibberish game. In this "masterpiece" you are two firefighters with a trampoline trying to rescue an infinite amount of babies falling out of a burning building. Does not sound stupid enough yet? Well I'm sure I won't disappoint you there... [h1]The Key-Mechanics:[/h1] [list] [*][b]Arrow Keys[/b] - You basically have three fixed positions to wait for the babies to drop onto the trampoline [/list] Well that's it already. It is always those three positions in the very same order:[olist] [*]Drop at position 1 [*]Move to position 2 [*]Drop at position 2 [*]Move to position 3 [*]Drop at position 3 [*]Back to 1) [/olist] [h1]Physical impressions:[/h1] Since everything follows the very same routine over and over again with fixed animation there is literally no physics at all. And therefore - in my very honest opinion - there is no gameplay at all. The graphics look somewhat lovely but given the quality of this game as well as the other games by the same developer I would assume that those are just flipped assets. The sound... well not much to say. A few template sounds played over and over again [h1]A personal note:[/h1] After a few minutes of gameplay I had all achievements while being already fed up with the same boring routine and the never ending sound loops. Challenge and replayability both equal zero. Not even the title is on point: no babies were on fire at any given moment as well as there can be way beyond 99 of them. [h1]Conclusion:[/h1] So yeah I guess I do not have to lose any word on the conclusion [b]Not recommended![/b] [h1]Additional Information:[/h1] [quote]The only reason I have more than half an hour of gameplay is only to be allowed to write a Steam-Review![/quote] [b][i]Hardware Environment[/i][/b] [table] [tr] [td][b]CPU[/b][/td] [td]AMD Ryzen 9 3900X[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td][b]GPU[/b][/td] [td]Inno3D RTX 2070 Super[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td][b]RAM[/b][/td] [td]2x Corsair Vengeance LPX DDR4-3000 16GB[/td] [/tr] [/table]

After playing this game, i have decided NOT to vaccinate my children.

Best 99 Cent spent for 5 minutes of fun. 10/10 would let fall every baby again

Эта игра из учебников по математике: В субботу вечером загорелся роддом, в нем было 5 рожениц, 2 медсестры и 2 врача. Лена родила 20 детей, Анжела 5 детей, Наташа - 10, Маша - 42, а Оксана -22. Сколько детей вы поймаете?

A very boring game. I don't recommend it. this is not a game. sound is alright. no options. price is too high even in offer, this game should be free. all achievements work.

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I mean it has achievements.