I have nothing I can truly put into words about this game other than it is the magnum opus of all video games, or games in general, ever. Hell, I would say any piece of media, put through any medium throughout all of time and space. Nothing will ever come close to how perfect, how flawless this game is in every imaginable way. The graphics are so futuristic they seem like they were made in a distant time, maybe billions of years into humanities future. The game runs at 128k resolution, no matter what monitor you put it on, transforming the pixels of the monitor to fit its incredible resolution, all while running at a minimum of 10000 fps on an intel pentium 2. The game's UI is flawless, with pixel perfect spacing and carefully thought-out, strategic placing and perfectly fluid animations. The level selector background is incredibly complex, detailed so much I would imagine the world's best artist would take hundreds of years to remake. Speaking of user interfaces, the settings menu is perfect, being accessible in game and before launch, looking incredibly well designed all while maintaining flawless functionality, allowing me to see the intuitive key bind set up it presents me by default, which I would never think of changing. Every single pixel of every single image, design etc. of this artistic masterpiece is breathtaking, causing me to stare at each image for hours on end, admiring each one. The design of your two companions, the cat-girl and the cat, are something else entirely. No matter how hard I try, my feeble 180 IQ mind could never even begin to comprehend how they were able to perfectly pull off an artistic rendition of the quasi-dimensional slave beings that were forced to do the labor of making this game. But on the right side of your screen, your mind truly shatters as you see the absolute sheer beauty, detail, complex and mind-boggling design and animation of what appears... to be the true form of God? Many people say that if you saw the raw, true form of God themselves your mind would instantly be disintegrated, but the incredible developers of this game were able to perfectly recreate God themselves and allow my shallow mind to view it as much as I desired (I could not take my eyes off it, 95% of my playtime was exclusively to stare at it). The waterfall effect was, as I presume picked out of the hundreds of trillions of effects that could have begun to simulate God as the best one, and I do not doubt their decision in the slightest. To complement this holy game, a simulation of God himself, presumably backed by the most hyper-intelligent AI anyone could imagine, beyond the levels of any AI conceived of in any science fiction universe. As my mind would imagine, to begin to replicate even a single fragment of this god themselves would take a computer nearly the size of a galaxy, at least as far as our technology lets us understand it. Before I go mad rambling endlessly about this absolutely jaw-dropping pinnacle of game development in the entire multiverse, I must switch to a different topic. The game itself manages to be only over around 150 megabytes, despite having more content than every single game on Steam and Epic Store combined, times 100 trillion or more. There is 55 (55!) levels, a number so large itself I had to copy and paste from a supercomputer's calculator, as I could not hope to count that high in a billion years. The audio in the game is also incredible, as the OST in the game which is so complex, with so many different instruments, feels like it is playing directly inside my head, vibrating throughout my skull in pure bliss and elegance. Despite playing this game for many weeks straight (on a different account) I have yet to hear the same melody twice, and the flow is perfect to each seemingly infinite segment of the song. The color palette seems to have been designed for eyes far more powerful than my own, as the true complex variety of colors used in this game are not visible to human eyes. I would go as far as to say that to properly experience this game, you would need eyes that can see everything at once, through every timeline in every universe. Only then would you be able to be truly captivated by this game, and let me tell you, it would captivate you. Despite being all-seeing, omnipotent and omnipresent, your entire focus would still be dedicated to this masterpiece. Enough about the graphics and audio, let me bring you to the gameplay. I have never seen a game run as fluid, feel as well paced and masterfully designed as this game, not even somewhat close. Every time you shoot a ball, the ball moves (every time, every single time, not even once does it not). As the game progresses, new mechanics such as new colors (new colors!) of balls get added to your levels. Complex mechanics, such as saving miniature copies of God themselves, appear sometimes as well. All of these incredible mechanics and gameplay features happen in the first 12 levels, which is as far as I have gotten, as the game is incredibly long. The game also seems to perfectly be designed for each user, and fits every single preference for any piece of media I have perfectly, seemingly reading my mind. Every single thing I could possibly dislike is additionally nowhere to be found anywhere in the game. On to the story, I have never seen anything as intense, heart-breaking, sweat-inducing, tear-jerking as this incredibly emotional, deep, perfectly formatted story. I won't spoil it for you, and you may be disappointed now to not hear about how incredible the plot is in great detail, but you will thank me later. The main character is complex, flawed but at the same time extremely relatable. Every time a piece of the story is revealed, I am thrown into a photo-realistic daydream, imagining myself in the anime girl's shoes as she directs me through this masterpiece. The dialogue has additionally brought out enough tears to fill a bucket from me, as it is so incredibly well thought out, even better than the dialogue in Attack of the Clones. The voice acting is also exactly what I thought the anime girl would sound like, with perfect pronunciation and incredible clarity.
There is not many more words I can use to describe this absolutely flawless masterpiece, magnum opus of everything in reality itself, the perfect example of what any media should be like in the best of situations, no matter the field. I strongly recommend, anyone, even if they are on their deathbed, to experience this game. It will bring you to a wholly different plane of reality, a completely and utterly different way of existence. Your life will be completely changed as soon as you boot this game, irreversibly, but without any reason to go back. I would recommend this to anyone, in any situation, even if their loved ones would be saved from certain death with the money that would be spent on this game. It is that important and vital to every human being's life. It is a natural part of life, the key to unlocking pure zen in every soul.
10/10, best game I have ever played and ever will play.
Graphics: 10/10
Story: 10/10
Gameplay: 10/10
Dialogue: 10/10
Character Development: 10/10
Sexual Intensity: 10/10
Theme: 10/10
