Zulin Time

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Ненавижу пауков в компьютерных играх!

Игра забавная. Простенькая (точнее, отсутствующая) графика, незатейливый сюжет. Но следящие за творчеством Зулина поймут, поскольку там хреналион отсылок.

Тупое говно.

Такой ♥♥♥♥♥ ты ещё не пробовал. Вот, держи

[h1] Bruh...[/h1] I don't usually give games that go free on Steam more than 2 hours of playtime, Normally they don't deserve it, or they don't have enough playtime in them, so I'll play them more than once through. This game has 69[spoiler]nice[/spoiler].9 hours on record because of the game's terrible lack of direction and explanation, as well as its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mechanics and terrible controls. I had to replay it over and over and over again. Just to actually 100% this game. Why is that? Let's talk about ♥♥♥♥ game mechanics. [olist] [*]The gun. The game does not provide any evidence that the gun can be used to propel yourself backward in order to reach places you can't seemingly make normally. [*]The gun #2. The bosses aren't explained properly, and sometimes you must use a gun after jumping on an enemy to precisely time the SHOT DELAYED gun to hit the boss. [*] The gun #3. You have to have multiple bullets to break the golden chests THAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU ABOUT, at the END OF a boss fight. For real infuriating. [*] Keys. Keys are used to access the secret world so you can get power-ups, and gamble. If you die once while holding the key, it's gone from that world till your next play-through. Meaning you have to go through multiple stages till you can use the key, at some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ door that appears. [*] Gambling. If you do die, you can gamble with Death to come back without losing a life. Of course, if you lose the gamble, you lose an additional life. And that mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHEATS, I swear death be reading your inputs. [*] Hidden Death Mechanic. So Pizza slices are used accumulatively (8) to restore health. However, you need like 50 to gain extra lives (of 3 insurance lives where you won't lose your points like normal). It ends up being that if you die within the first world, you might as well restart. [*] Tutorial. Not even one, I get it, but really, all of these game mechanics are integral to the game; ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hidden. [/olist] [h1] It gets worse[/h1] When you feel the need to apologize at the beginning of the game for having stupid edgy humor, just don't publish it. Especially with a half-ass'ed opening where it tells you on screen. "I didn't mean to hurt people's feelings, it's a joke." That ain't it chief. The game isn't even offensive, it's just stupid, the story makes no sense, also the asset rips are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wild. Maybe I'm just missing some Russian memes. Just like this game is missing a recommended.

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Jeu avec un Système de jeu mal fait (vous ne pouvez pas tirez tout en sautant, alors que le premier Boss demande d'être touché à la tête, donc je vous laisse deviner comment faire) Direction artistique certes très drôle à certains endroits et rendant hommage au jeu des années 90, par contre le système de jeu l'est autant (Système de continue si vous perdez vos trois continues vous recommencez depuis le tout début).