Zombie Derby: Pixel Survival

It is a mobile game and very very very grindy. You have to buy new cars for every! map, then upgrade them at least halfway, so you can get through that map. It is good for mobile, but I want something more from a pc game

[h1]Braindead[/h1] I'm no PC gaming elitist, and going into [I]Zombie Derby: Pixel Survival[/I] (a game title assembled seemingly out of app store search terms) I was fully aware that I was about to play a mobile port. [B]"Mobile port"[/b] is a tarnished term, but having played plenty of exceptional ports over the years such as [url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/325090/Deep_Dungeons_of_Doom/]Deep Dungeons of Doom[/url], [url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/470590/moto_RKD_dash_SP/]Moto RKD Dash[/url], and even the masterpiece [url=https://store.steampowered.com/app/221640/Super_Hexagon/]Super Hexagon[/url], I went into this one with an open mind. I left mindless, no longer a meal fit for even the most famished of zombies. Cyclical pseudo/Suno dad-rock still spinning in the empty confines of my cranium, I pencil what little thoughts I still have left. Zombie Derby has more of the fingerprints of a mobile game than there are smudged on my phone screen. Prepare for: [List] [*]Star ratings at the end of levels [*]Upgrades [*]Grinding (LOTS of grinding) [*]Voxel graphics [*]Sensory assault [/list] To use reviewer speak: it really makes you [i]feel[/i] like [strike]Batman[/strike] a 10 year old iPad kid watching a mobile ad. Ultimately, the mind-numbing addicitive gameplay isn’t the issue, the issue is [url=https://youtu.be/88et7YlmzTs?t=121&si=Dk6_JaOWgqCt7x8l]I CANNOT WIN[/url] Zombie Derby hands you a length of rope and asking you to scale down a cliff. At the end of the rope you find that you are still suspended hundereds of meters off the ground. You climb back up a little dejected and Zombie Derby says "Oops, my bad, that rope wasn't long enough. Here, try a little more rope this time." You climb down again, only to get a little closer, but still with some ways to go. Repeat this process over and over until Zombie Derby finally gives you nearly all the rope and you reach the bottom. You cannot beat the challenges unless you grind. You will always be too weak to beat a level first try, no matter how much skill you have. The game actively handicaps you to artificially lengthen the game. Whenever you win, it's 20% on the account of your skill, and 80% because you grinded the level enough. I've got nothing against the addictive and the arcadey. Where I draw the line is when games very intentionally waste my time. Now excuse me while I go and waste some more to 100% this thing. 4/10

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Zombie Derby: Pixel Survival, на день сегодняшний, является самой свежой игрой из одноимённой франшизы. Стиль "Earn-to-die 3D" сменился более простым пиксельным, как в рекламе различных мобильных игр, что нельзя однозначно назвать плохим решением - игра выглядит более детской, но какой-то шарм оригинала в ней остался. Изменилась главная механика игры - теперь вместо топлива у нас есть счётчик здоровья и каждое столкновение его постепенно снижает, поэтому приходится инвестировать в броню да отстреливать самые опасные цели. Уровней навалили по стандарту, перекочевала механика с прохождением уровней на звёзды (убить всех зомби, сбить птаху, сальто в воздухе), добавили новые автомобили (но и про тот самый комбайн из предыдущих частей не забыли), кастомизация стала на голову лучше. Играется приятно, стабильные 60 кадров, за вечер-другой можно пройти, хорошая игра, как и предыдущие из серии, что тут добавить) Szacunek dla ukraińskich deweloperów! ♥♥♥

If you're looking for a quick brain dead dopamine boost this does the trick. Being little more than a resource constrained elongated quick time event with an addictive upgrade loop will likely leave you dissatisfied and empty hunting for another quick fix, maybe a clicker will make the pain subside?

прошел ради идеальной игры так что сказать нечего не могу но так скажу как то скучно

Дуже прикольна гра. Заліпатільна))) Ще й весела)) Єдиний мінус, для мене, що не можна зменшити звуки музики в самій грі. Я знайшла рішення, але краще б функція була)

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If you like playing the old phone games that are similar, then you know what to expect. It has good progression and mechanics, so it kept me entertained the entire way. Drive as far as you can, spend money earned on getting farther. Repeat. For what it aims to do, 8/10