Yogurt Commercial 3

Who knew making chaotic commercials would be hella fun? Good stuff! :D

There exists a Venn diagram including "what I would like to do with/to people" and "what I would like to do with/to things (including yogurt ofc)." That sweet, sweet, therapeutic intersection. I now store things in my stomach on the regular in order to vomit them up later at the most appropriate time. ;] Ignore the 0.1h. I was a betaboi UwU.

Really fun little game. Seems like it'd be full of dated 'so random' humor but I thought it was pretty charming. Weird and janky at times with a few obtuse puzzles but worth checking out.

A must have for anyone who loves to screw around.

GTA meets Monkey Island perhaps? Good consequence free fun, and loads of fun it is. I have no affiliation to Bob's Yogurt.

Growing up my house only had Macs, so there were almost no computer games. Also games cost money, and I didn't have money to buy games. There's a small sliver of freeware Mac games that are forever burned into the memory of my youth. Two of them are Yogurt Commercial 2 and A Day At Work from Epic Banana Games (a.k.a. the Foltz brothers). A Day At Work was a tiny little bottle game, built from a basic game-maker program, that aspired to be a very open sandbox. You could simply go to work, sit at a computer and earn your pay, or you could obtain a rocket launcher, blow open a bank vault and steal all the money, then kill everyone in town. It's exactly what you'd get if a 13-year-old, with no resources or experience, in the earliest days of the internet when helpful tutorials were hard to find, tried to make GTA3. It was charming and stupid and I spent way too long exploring every nook and cranny of it. And now, decades later, he made another game. Well, my purchase of Yogurt Commercial 3 is a thank you to the developer. Thanks for those silly freeware PowerPC games. But I'm happy to report that it's a fulfilling grown-up continuation of the same sandboxy gameplay. Like the original engine from which the OG games were made, there's a real vibe of "set up the rules for how objects interact and then let it rip." You can "break" the game in all kinds of interesting ways, some of which it's not clear were intended, others which are devilishly clever and mandatory to progress. And just like the original games, it's a small and focused experience that you restart again and again, so you can be as absolutely chaotic as you please. Yogurt Commercial 3 is a return to form for Epic Banana Games and an entry that does the series proud. Is it worth your time and money if you've never played the awkward tile-based real-time platformer-shooter Extreme Prejudice? Honestly, I can't fairly judge that. But very possibly! If you like charming indie stuff with all of its quirkiness, then you could do much worse. Thanks Ryan, for making my teens a little less boring. I wish you guys all the best. - Mr. Wallet

Yogurt Commercial 3 is truly a hidden gem. It's criminal that it has had so little attention. It's hilarious. I couldn't stop playing until I finished it. I recommend it even at full price.