
A fast-paced action platformer doubling as the most realistic chair simulator money can buy! Have you ever wondered what your chair thinks? What it believes? What it desires? Learn the answers and destroy some dimensions along the way!
Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Prices
The United States storefront in every case, so this compares stores and not countries.
About


Genres
Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Sums Steam only; GOG publishes no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
SteamYou are here | $4.99 | 224reviews | 98% | — | $25.3K |
| $3.99−20% | 5ratings | 88% | — | not modelled |
Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 48 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
don't ignore the epilepsy warning
Please, take a seat
My eyes are burning and my heart is pumping adrenaline.
Media

Related
Related
Price dynamics, follower growth, revenue and sales trajectories with interactive tooltips
This and every other Pro feature is free until October 20, 2026. A free account is all it takes.
Languages: English**languages with full audio support
Hours played at review time, across 48 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
CHAIRS ARE SO COOL GAH- ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE SUCKS CHAIRS ARE GREAT GAH CHAIR GO BRYM BRYM
Plays like oldschool kirby's airride, only blasted with retro cybernet aesthetics to the point of being overstimulating in the best possible way. One of those games you get better at when you turn your brain off and let your reflexes drive. Also there's that vaguely threatening aura that's basically trademark to The Rat Zone games which I love.
Not for me.
my parrot god children will never go to college because i suck and i lost the final level (the parrots are also gay and like boy parrot cloacas)
straight up one of the best schizophrenic game ive ever played, incredible 17/17
peak chair
chair
Selling now
See how fast this game is selling right now — estimated copies and revenue per day from recent review growth.
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
Related
| Game | Estimated lifetime revenue | Reviews | Review score | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| $237.9K | 1.6K | 97% | $6.79 | |
| $311.6K | 1.7K | 94% | $6.99 | |
| $8K | 37 | 100% | $9.99 | |
| — | 0 | — | — | |
| — | 0 | — | — | |
| $89.9K | 254 | 84% | $12.99 |
Related
| Game | Estimated lifetime revenue | Reviews | Review score | Price |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| $25.3K | 65 | 98% | $9.99 | |
| $25.3K | 193 | 85% | $7.99 | |
| $25.3K | 99 | 64% | $6.99 | |
| $25.3K | 373 | 91% | $2.99 | |
| $25.3K | 82 | 93% | $7.99 | |
| $25.3K | 220 | 73% | $3.99 |