World's Fastest Pizza

If you’ve ever wanted a slice of what toilet humor is like in Austraya then you’ll want to get your hands on this pizza. For reals. This is the game most Aussie bogans have been waiting their entire lives to play and if they haven’t then you know they’re nothing but bloody wankers. Great humor, fantastic bloody writing, it’s fully sick. Game controls are smooth and rapid. This game is faster than a V8 on steroids. Your mission should you choose to accept it ya mug is to deliver pizzas in a crazy Austraya where everyone’s out to get ya like they’re from a combination of Wolf Creek and Mad Max. Game is a rogue-like in nature. Reminds me somewhat of Hotline Miami but it’s quite a bit more open than that. If I was to pinpoint any issues with the gameplay it’d be that police are now targeting the occasional stuck in an object problem. But its only a small one and only happened twice in my time with the game. The other issue is that ya might not understand the Aussie humor but that’s cuz ya a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mate and need to play this game and watch some more Aussie ♥♥♥♥ ya ♥♥♥♥. Get the game if you’re wanting to laugh your ass off and enjoy these types of games. If not then keep it in your pants bro. But for 3 bucks mate Bobs ya uncle and ya laughin’. Get this game today if ya don’t win our bloody giveaway. For our epic giveaways and similar reviews head to [url=http://www.steamified.com/]Steamified.com[/url] To join in our fantastic community join our [url=http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Steamified]Steam group[/url]

[h1]Описание:[/h1] Динамичная аркада про разносчика пиццы. Ничего ведь трудного нет в том, чтобы доставить пиццу от машины до порога или назначенного места? Да ничего трудного, если бы это не был самый криминальный город на свете. Тут все хотят тебя убить, собаки и ящерицы хотят сожрать. Стрельба и погоня. А что можем мы? Да ничего... Пицца ведь в руках. Остынет... Разработчику получилось сделать эдакую смесь из Hotline Miami (динамика и графика) и взять из айзека систему рандом уровней и бонусных предметов, которые кардинально меняют игру. Не понравилось в игре, что нет меню, если нажать Esc то выходит из игры, нет ачивок и рейтинга по очкам, ну и после смерти надо начинать сначала, а собаки порою зажимают так, что не выбраться... Понравилась динамика и саундтрек... В целом могли бы и получше сделать. База была, а качество хромает. Палец вверх все таки подниму, но если бы еще полчаса-час поиграл, то думаю палец бы уже вниз опустился. Играть или нет решать только вам. [h1]Оценка: 5/10[/h1] [h1]Послесловие:[/h1] Если вам понравился этот обзор добро пожаловать в группу http://steamcommunity.com/groups/uojer - тут вы сможете увидеть рекомендованные мною игры, другие обзоры, а также просто пообщаться в хорошей компании.

The (un)official prequal of what happened before Hotline Miami. 10/10

costs less than a pack of winnie blues and wont give you cancer either ay thats heaps good.

The Hotline Miami of pizza delivery. Kind of a one trick pony. I would not pay more than $2 for it, but it is a fun and ridiculous arcade experience. Mix bullethell and Crazy Taxi with the terror that is the Australian Suburbs and you get World's Fastest Pizza. Race around random neighborhoods during "happy hour" dodging gunfire and explosions, being chased by a rabid dog, to deliver the hottest pies in town, then sneak into a dungeon and follow the blood trails to deliver a last-meal to those being held there - leave them to enjoy their pizzas and get out, then drop off your last meatlovers to a peaceful, sober man in the quitest neighborhood in Sydney. A truly absurd game.

This is like Hotline Miami, but you deliver pizza. And you have no way of defending yourself. And there are crocodiles that want to eat you. And almost everyone wants to kill you. But with rocket launchers only.

Fat Pizza: The Video Game

its shet

What looks to be an amateur game could actually serve as an apt sequel to a game Generation X spent 25 cents, every two minutes, to play back in the 1980's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P6kAeQ_m1Q ..but with some crass humor and drug refrence that would've been a big no-no at the time.

爽爆了!!!!!!!十万火急送披萨！街上所有的人都想要你的命！甚至还有外星人和僵尸骚扰！现在我理解到了外卖派送员到底是多辛苦的职业了