Why pizza?

"Why pizza?" (aka Cat Pizza... when the developer doesn't even know what their game is called, you know you're gonna have a bad time) is yet another of literally thousands of 2D retro platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere. This is a particularly badly made platformer that revolves around comically bad ragdoll physics as the major selling point... and this did not sell well as a result, it was a complete failure. The idea is that you have to fight ragdoll physics and various obstacles to deliver some pizza. Nobody cared. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The developers didn't design the game for modern gaming PCs, as such the display resolution caps out at 1080p, a very low resolution that became mainstream back in 2006 and became obsolete when 4K entered the mainstream in 2014. The game simply won't look right on modern gaming displays due to this failure on the part of the developers. The visuals in this game are a complete joke, it's seriously just a bunch of MS-Paint sprites/images that look like they were lazily scrawled out over the space of a couple of hours. Like, with the mouse, it doesn't look like they even used a Wacom tablet or anything. It's so bad even pixel "art" would look better than this. Pure MSPaint. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can create graphical assets properly, or lack of talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low, enough on its own to deter gamers. While there are options to change the resolution for the game, all this does is scale up the simplistic 2D art assets used to make the game, which makes little or no difference to the graphics quality. Without any other substantial graphics tweaks, it's not possible for gamers to improve the lacklustre 2D visuals. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. The very poor quality of this game puts it squarely on-par with ancient 1990's Flash/Java games, and given it's 2025 (and this was released not so far back in 2021), gamers and the industry expect and deserve better than this kind of low effort shovelware. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 2 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 130,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 130,000+ games on Steam? "Why pizza?" has the greedy, cash grab price of $19 USD, for which you could easily get any number of older AAA games. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. For comparison, the $19 asking price for this game could get you games like "Red Dead Redemption 2", "Satisfactory" or "Factorio". Quality, professionally made games like those are frequently on sale cheaper than this. This price point is absurd, and we should question whenever developers push insane prices on what everyone knows is garbage. There could be something shady going on with this, and as always I advise gamers to be cautious when approaching suspicious products from suspicious developers. [quote][b][url=https://partner.steamgames.com/doc/marketing/profile]Profile Features Limited![/url][/b] Valve have marked this game as "Profile Features Limited" at the time of this review. This is usually caused by poor sales figures and low community acceptance for the game (to date). Until this status changes, this game will not give you +1 to your Game Collector badge count, appear in profile achievements or any other Steam meta-accomplishments, nor can it be displayed in some profile showcases. If these factors are important to you, it may be worth holding off before buying this game.[/quote]

The controller button prompts in the game are completely wrong, and what's worse is that the buttons are all mixed up with no way of remapping them. B selects things in the menu, in contradiction to every other game throughout history. X is jump. I think A is to go back but it often seems like going back isn't even an option?! It's a mess and entirely confusing. So after mentioning this in the Steam forums the developer immediately responded saying they would look into this right away. Although when it came down to it they never ended up following through, I doubt they even took a look at it. This game is incomplete and with no effort in supply, Stay Away! Also, waaaay too expensive (in its current state it should be free).

Why Pizza is the best video game to ever exist. The plot is superb, the characters are great, the visuals are spectacular. Overall a 12/10 experience and will definitely 100% it

This game helped me making my dearest dream come true - I finally became a pickle! I love-love-love the style, it's so amazingly crazy! Also, I've met a couple of unusual mechanics, so it was very entertaining testing them. I highly recommend playing with the gamepad, because the keyboard controls layout is very uncomfortable as for me (I hope the developer will add the possibility to reassign the controls) The main line is pretty short, maybe an hour if you're an experienced player, however you may explore each level, collect all the collectibles and complete all tasks (although I didn't notice any reward from completing the tasks, maybe ab achievement? idk, correct me if I'm wrong) Another issue is the price - it's pretty expensive for such a short gameplay. I bought it with the summer discount for less than 1 USD, but the original price was something like 10 USD and this is the price of like 50-60 hours of gameplay (remembering my HK experience LOL) Anyways, this is a good well-made game with very pleasant and bright art, nice music and smart challenges. The tutorial process is interactive and interesting. I would love this game to be longer, it deserves it. For the price I've paid its 10/10

有成就 没中文 《为啥是披萨？》（Why Pizza?） 为啥是披萨？因为披萨超赞的！ 你是一家披萨店的外卖员，必须争分夺秒 —— 毕竟披萨凉了就不好吃了。 《为啥是披萨？》（WHY PIZZA）是一款融合了平台跳跃、物理模拟与外卖工作模拟的游戏。你需要完成披萨配送、收取报酬，努力撑过这一天：要是赚的钱不够，你会失去房子、食物，甚至难以生存。所以务必谨慎行事，好好工作！ 游戏包含 “蠢萌搞怪的角色”“趣味关卡” 与 “热乎的披萨”，等你来体验！ 核心操作 控制沉重的头部在游戏场景中移动 控制身体跳上平台 控制双手破坏沿途障碍物 跳跃时通过控制头部，调整跳跃的远近 跳跃登上平台 拾取物品以破坏障碍物 投掷物品以破坏障碍物 躲避敌人 收集硬币以赚取更多金钱 （注：控制头部是项 tricky 的任务，你需要找准头部的最佳位置才能顺利行动。） 游戏特色（Features） 控制沉重的头部，向顾客所在处前进 穿越复杂多岔的关卡，完成披萨配送 养活家人与一只猫咪 支持本地多人模式，可与好友一同游玩！ 美味的披萨 芝士多多多！（Cheezzzzz!）

meme game

A sacada do jogo é muito interessante, achei muito corajosa a gameplay, algo que nunca experimentei antes. Gostei? SIm! Consigo jogar? Não!

Why are we still here, just to suffer?

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Why is my head so freaking big