Where's My Mommy?

JUEGAZO 😎👍💛🌟

In 2004 I had major back surgery. I was on a lot of serious pain medication. Narcotics have a special way of backing your bowels up. You'd have less success with blocking any seepage or esacpe with a butt plug, than a few days on morphine. 2 weeks had gone by when I was finally able to make my sacrifice to the porcelain God. I knew going in, it was going to be a sacrifice worthy of a boon. I'm 95lbs, nobody ever had to warn me there was a length and density limit to what you could flush. When the elephant in the loo became evidant. I hollared to alert my mother of the situation. My mother does not have the slightest sense of bathroom humor. We discussed if we should try to dislodge my creation before calling the plumber to handle it. I went back to lay down in my bed (hide) and smoked a lot of marijuana to rid myself of my guilt. My mother lead the gentleman up to the stubborn culprit. I could hear her explaining to him that I just had surgery and "accidentally" broke the toilet. And she was very sorry about it but wasn't sure what to do beforehand. And had in fact mulled it over for quite some time before pulling the trigger on having him come free the hostage. She left him at the top of the steps. Before she made it back down them the loudest, "WHooooooOOOOoooooOoooo HOOooOOooooooooooooOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" came bellowing from the bathroom. Needless to say, I died laughing. To this day, I have no idea how he dealt with my Sacrifice. But I did recieve my boon. My mother laughed. She laughed harder than I had seen in such a long time.