Where Are My Friends?

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Where Are My Friends? is yet another of literally thousands of 2D retro platformers infesting Steam and lowering the average quality of all video games everywhere. This one is very amateurish and has you guiding an eyeball robot thing to go find all your friend robot things or whatever. But really, when a game is delivered this poorly, plot doesn't matter because nobody is going to play it. See below for the peak player counts, but spoiler, it's low, real low. One important note is that even though this is an amateur project, it does seem to be sincerely and genuinely made. I couldn't find any flipped assets, plagiarism or any other kind of insincere actions from the developer, but unfortunately genuine intentions alone are not enough to produce a brilliant PC gaming experience. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. The artwork here is terrible, it's all just backdrops and assets that seem to have been assembled using MS-Paint, coupled with a few amateurish "My First Wacom Tablet" style hand drawing as backdrops, used instead professional looking game assets. It's unclear if this is due to lack of budget to arrange someone who can create graphical assets properly, or lack of talent, regardless, the overall visual quality of the game is extremely low, enough on its own to deter gamers. There's no option to change the resolution and no useful graphics tweaks. There's no way to ensure this is running at the native resolution of your display. There's no guarantee this game will look right on any PC as a result of this hamfisted design decision. The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers, left handed gamers or gamers using AZERTY or other international keyboard layouts. This looks a lot like it was designed for consoles. While this is on PC, it has all the hallmarks and deficiencies of a console game, from the clunkier than needed control scheme to the less than cutting edge graphics. There's 10's of thousands of PC games on Steam, and PC gamers deserve only the best. This might not appeal to many gamers due to the lack of PC-centric design. It's unclear why this never made it to the video game console appliances it seems to have been designed for. These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game. The poor quality of this game is reflected by how many people spent time with it. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 3 players. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 100,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in this low quality game is to be expected. So, should you buy this game? Is this one of the best of the 100,000+ games on Steam? Where Are My Friends? is relatively cheap at $4 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend. This is also competing with over 11,000 free games available on Steam, many of them far better than this paid product.

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Very nice game

I bought this literally just because of the title so that I could passively aggressively annoy my friends. The game actually has some decent music and art. I wish that the gameplay design matched the level of detail and care in the art and music. The gameplay was bit clunky, as though it's just the most basic controls possible. There's clearly some thought put into the puzzles, but it's not very intuitive. It plays like a learning project on how to make a 2d platformer and, from that perspective, it's really good! In a library like Steam with endless alternatives, this will be immensely overshadowed by all the options that are more thoroughly fleshed out with smoother controls and gameplay.