
Don't smoke weed. Become weed!
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Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.29/day in the week to Aug 18 → 0/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
Weed Simulator is a game in which you can become a weed.
This game will give you a meditative gameplay. You can stand and contemplate the beauty of the field around you living your life as a weed. You can also perform actions that weeds usually perform (stand in the same place).
You're a weed
You're on the field
There are other weeds around you
And not only weeds
2 game mods: arcade and realistic
Simple control
Beautiful stylized graphics
Genres
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 48 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Хочу вам поделится с вами своим опытом игры в этот шедевр! Игра просто шикарна во всех своих аспектах! *Цветовая гамма крайне приятна для восприятия *Игровой процесс крайне увлекателен и разнообразен Играю с братками уже 11 часов и не собираюсь останавливаться! Дорогие разработчики, спасибо что подарили нам сея творения! Желаю вам творческих успехов! Очень ждём от вас вторую часть. Всем добра!
Peak gaming. You play as a weed. That’s it. Just you. Standing in a field. Getting absolutely fkn cooked by the sun. 10/10. Finally a game that understands my career goals.
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Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Russian, Japanese
Hours played at review time, across 48 reviews with recorded playtime.
On par with Coconut simulator 2 10/10
This game is very HIGH quality, and well built. it makes you feel like your 1000 feet up
12/10
Чувствуется вайб Снуп Дога
GPU usage is mining sus. My RTX 3080 run at 99 on low. Gameplay is nice and cute. I think if i watch my own its cost lower energy and i can smoke the achivement. If i farm the achivments in this game i can't smoke my steam library sorry i forgot english bcos i don't used it a while ago udfghvx.
un juegazo, valve pone que se puedan ver los logros forro que quiero poner una wwed en mi perfil asi conbina
Nah. I just wanted to go play with the other weeds. Or follow the yellow brick road. But I couldn't. 'Cause I was a stationary plant just like in real life. It's pretty, stuff moves, but you do not. Runs as an idler & shows up as a 'Perfect Game' when all steam achievements are received. Not sure why it would make a PC run hotter than games that you can actually play.
Настоящие ценители природы и гроверы оценят, открываешь симулятор на фон и кайфуешь от того как твой кустик мало по малому растет и развивается)))
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
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