
Don't smoke weed. Become weed!
Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Discounts
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.29/day in the week to Aug 18 → 0/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 25 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 10 places towards #1, and the 2,413 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
Weed Simulator is a game in which you can become a weed.
This game will give you a meditative gameplay. You can stand and contemplate the beauty of the field around you living your life as a weed. You can also perform actions that weeds usually perform (stand in the same place).
You're a weed
You're on the field
There are other weeds around you
And not only weeds
2 game mods: arcade and realistic
Simple control
Beautiful stylized graphics
Genres
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 48 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Reviews
Absolutely crap. So you can only "play" as a MALE plant that doesn't even produce buds. :D There's no option to change your herbal gender. D: You just stand motionless in a field while your ultra powerful PC blasts off into space like a crypto-mining rig. You could fry an egg on it. Bad af, refund, don't wanna give a coin to dev even for a joke.
Bin high
In night city, you can be weed!
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Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Simplified Chinese, Russian, Japanese
Hours played at review time, across 48 reviews with recorded playtime.
i love weed
Я всегда хотел быть таким кустиком, ведь никому не понять как я его люблю, я бы выращивал такие кустики каждый день и час на своей ферме, став таким кустиком я смог понять смысл мира и жизни, каждый уважающий кустик цените то что вы кустик.
If you've always wanted to be weed, then this is the best game of all time.
crazy
俺は麻薬捜査官。 部下と共に麻薬密売所らしきところに行って 黒ずくめの男の怪しげな取引現場を目撃した。 取引を見るのに夢中になっていた俺は背後から近づいてくるもう一人の仲間に気付かなかった。 俺はその男に毒薬を飲まされ目が覚めたら… 体が縮んでしまっていた!
12/10
Ein Simulationsspiel, bei dem man einfach nur Gras ist. Gut um Achievements zu erfarmen, wenn man mal AFK ist xD
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
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