Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun - Words of Vengeance

The illiterate Heretic falls before the might of the Emperor's language.

I came for Boltgun. I stayed for typing lessons. When I first launched Warhammer 40,000: Boltgun – Words of Vengeance, I expected to purge heretics with a chainsword and a bolter. Instead, the game looked me straight in the eye and said: "Brother, your WPM is now a weapon." Nothing prepares you for the experience of desperately typing "ABOMINATION" while a horde of Chaos cultists sprints toward your face at Mach 5. I didn't lose because the enemies were strong. I lost because I can't spell under pressure. The Emperor protects. My keyboard skills do not. At one point, I accidentally typed the wrong word and watched a demon continue charging while I sat there questioning my entire educational background. The game somehow turns a grimdark universe full of endless war into the most intense spelling bee ever conceived. Imagine if your English teacher was a Space Marine and failure meant immediate dismemberment. Pros: Makes typing feel like holy warfare. Excellent for purging heretics and improving WPM simultaneously. The Emperor approves of proper spelling. Cons: Revealed that Chaos is not my greatest enemy. My greatest enemy is the letter "P." Now I instinctively type words whenever I see them in real life. Final Verdict: A rare game where improving your keyboard skills directly increases your survivability in the 41st Millennium. I arrived as a warrior and left as a slightly faster typist. 11/10 — The Codex Astartes does support touch typing.