VR Paradise - Steam Edition

For the price of this game, you could buy an ugly girl a drink. Like an actual girl who you might get along with and maybe you could start a family.. who knows. This game is just stupid, i have no idea why i bought it outside of it was cheap and i wanted to see what the thrill was all about, there is nothing to this game, the character models are the same old original xbox quality all VR are games are forced to use, the models are ugly and have even less ability to react to you than the fighters of Virtua fighter 3, a game that's 26 years old does a way better job of keeping the eye contact of the model. I'm serious, go spend the money you might spend on this and buy an ugly girl a drink, tell her you really dig her blue hair and you can hear how everything's all your fault but she still need you to pay for dinner.

So this experience used to be free with paid DLC content for those who wanted more. But the developers decided to change that to a paid model instead with DLC content. At first it really confused me as I still had a full unplayable version of the game in my library that told me to go download a demo that no longer is available. After spending 20 minutes trying to understand this weird system, I decided to remove said broken version from my library and just pay the 20 bucks to see what it is about. The more time I spent in this virtual strip club, the more it made sense to me why the developers changed away from the free to play model and onto the paid one. There is maybe a total of 20 minutes worth of content in this 20$ game, a dollar per minute, close to what you would pay at an actual strip club. Not the kind of realism I was looking for. The models and physics are alright, but the physics tend to break a lot in horrifying ways. The game also lacks guidance. When I launched, I was seated under the floor and therefore couldn’t see anything. I had to spend a minute trying to find the button to reset my view model myself to just be seated correctly. Then I could play the tutorial which just told me how to talk to girls and then ended there. I then got some free dances from some girls in the club that didn’t seem to need much persuasion. After some dances I sat at a table and talked to a girl who first wanted me to get her a drink. I then got her one, but no matter how hard I tried, she just wouldn’t take it and she even smacked a few of them off the table a few times, rude. I gave up on her and found an easier girl that didn’t require any effort from my side, but I quickly realised that all dances are the complete same no matter who it is. Beside the dances I did play a bit around with the customization part of it, but it is extremely limited. A few sliders that change certain sizes, but nothing revolutionary. 20 bucks for this is crazy, it really is, and I just can’t get myself to part with that much money for that little playtime. So I refunded it. _________________________________ [url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45534557/]Help me out by following my Curator, I’d really appreciate it!![/url]