Guide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampires need a shoulder to cry on when a neck to bite just won’t do.
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Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.43/day in the week to Jul 20 → 1/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 24 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 9 places towards #1, and the 2,404 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
Vampire Therapist is the BAFTA-nominated narrative adventure / therapy simulator in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows, Young Frankenstein, My Dinner with André, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace.
This isn't your typical visual novel — featuring a fangtastic cast (such as Matthew Mercer, Sarah Grayson, and Cyrus Nemati), Vampire Therapist teaches real therapy concepts with a story that explores what it means to live, die, live again, and maybe even how to feel alive. Because even vampires deserve to love themselves.
Step into the boots of Sam, a reformed Wild West gunslinger turned vampire therapist. After centuries of bloodshed, Sam teams up with a 3000-year-old blood-sucking mentor in a moody German nightclub, to guide fellow vampires through the twists and turns of their immortal existence — offering them a chance at self-acceptance in a world that feels ever more alien.
From self-loathing vampires who’ve witnessed millennia of human folly to agoraphobic social media addicts, and even those grappling with the trauma of seeing too many awful streaming series (we’ve all been there), Sam’s got his work cut out for him. With each session, Sam will challenge cognitive distortions using real-life therapy techniques to help his clients reconnect with reality — even if reality has left them behind.
You can’t fix the world, but maybe you can help other vampires accept it.
That is, if you can accept yourself first.
"It's simultaneously earnest and winningly ridiculous...a labor of love, and an original one at that." — The Spectator
"Vampire Therapist is shaking a lot of things up in one very elegant bag." — Rock Paper Shotgun
"Every single character was memorable, and the thought of even more quirky clients for Sam to treat is exciting." — GameRant
"I came away from Vampire Therapist actively wanting to emotionally improve and be kinder to myself" - GamesRadar
Real Therapy Concepts: You’ll learn and apply real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts vetted by licensed therapists. By challenging client statements that contain “cognitive distortions”, you’ll help vampires see where their thoughts don’t match reality.
A Comedic Look Through History: Meet emotionally damaged vampires from ancient Greece, Renaissance Italy, Tudor England, and the Bronze Age.
An All-Star Voice Cast: Featuring Matthew Mercer (Critical Role, Baldur's Gate 3), Francesca Meaux (Hades), Sarah Grayson (Gone Home, Hades II), Kylie Clark, and the game's creator, Cyrus Nemati (Hades, Pyre).
Unique Setting: Vampire Therapist merges cozy self-introspection with a dark European goth vibe. In fact, the whole thing takes above a goth club in Germany filled with willing necks to bite.
Minigames: Learn mindfulness meditation, safely and consensually bite sexy necks!
Peaceful Play: You can't lose in Vampire Therapist, and you'll always have a chance to learn and try again... just like life! If you're looking for bad endings or want to kill NPCs, Steam has many excellent offerings for you.
NOTE: Please read the content warning thoroughly before purchase. The game deals with mature and challenging themes that are not for the faint of heart.
Add-ons
Each DLC is estimated with the same model as a game, then summed — a modeled figure, not reported DLC sales.
Sums Steam only; PlayStation, GOG, Xbox, Nintendo publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $14.99 | 1Kreviews | 94% | — | $558.8K |
| $14.99 | 59ratings | 91% | — | not modelled | |
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Reviews
Themes across 87 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
Bought this on a whim, first time ever playing a visual novel. Cool concept, love the voice work and art. This game gave me multiple aneurysms from the sheer whiplash from the conversation going from psychiatry to sex lol
Educational, and sometimes funny, but pretty boring overall. The characters sometimes treat Sam pretty horribly for no reason other than they didn't like what was being said, and there isn't much to do outside of the actual therapy. Some of the other characters are pretty interesting, but don't seem to serve much of a purpose. Overall not really worth the purchase
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Languages: English**languages with full audio support
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| $14.99 | 7ratings | 74% | — | not modelled |
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 87 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
I have played through the full version of Vampire Therapist and am now onto the Couples Therapy DLC, I honestly love this game. The graphics are so cool, the commentary is top notch. Yes it's Vampires, but the genuine way you help these characters, it's like a nothing I've ever played or seen before. It was and is a very favorite game to me. I'm hoping to represent the game on my Twitch channel, so more can see and hear about it. Great Game 10 out 10.
I have been wanting this game for a fat minute! I also got this in a great HumbleBundle and this made the whole donation completely worth it This is a fun, shut your brain off with a certain level of pattern recognition & super entertaining. I love the premise and can't wait to get to the DLCs that came with this game. The standard gameplay is very fun and I can't imagine how much better it gets once you. get to teh couples therapy point I would really recommend this and have recommended this several times since starting it.
https://youtu.be/dYIs9SLp3aU Walking a fine line for the subject matter the high attention to detail in the writing and visuals allows it to put it's best foot forward.
this was wonderful!!! I love all Andy, Crimson, and Sam's interactions. I really hope the sequel gets to happen!!!
fascinating characters, fun integration of therapy concepts, and that good spicy vampire energy.
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