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Vampire Therapist

Vampire Therapist is a BAFTA-nominated narrative adventure in the vein (get it) of What We Do in the Shadows , the horror works of Mel Brooks, My Dinner with Andre, and Horrible Histories where you play as a reformed bloodsucker helping other vampires find inner peace. Winner of several awards, Vampire Therapist has been recognized for helping mortals, too! Take on the role of Sam, a former rootin’, tootin’ Wild West gunslinger who escaped his day-to-day of murder and mayhem and realized, after a hundred years or so, that there’s a whole lot more to unlife than blood, lace, and leather. Dragging himself from the quagmire of the Old West, Sam teams up with a 3000-year-old vampire living in Europe that’s willing to show him the therapy ropes. Immerse yourself into this alternate world and meet your clients: self-hating vampires, agoraphobic social media addicts, supernatural narcissists, and victims of centuries-old capitalistic systems. You can’t fix the world, but maybe you can help other vampires accept it. That is, if you can accept yourself first. Letting yourself get lost in this world is a must, and you’ll probably find something you really needed along the way. — Ginx.tv It’s simultaneously earnest and winningly ridiculous – but it’s a labour of love, and an original one at that. — The Spectator Vampire Therapist is a true gem from a mental health standpoint and a successful educational game. — Screenrant Real Therapy Concepts: You’ll learn and apply real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts vetted by licensed therapists. By challenging client statements that contain “cognitive distortions”, you’ll help vampires see where their thoughts don’t match reality. A Comedic Look Through History: Meet emotionally damaged vampires from ancient Greece, Renaissance Italy, Tudor England, and the Bronze Age. An All-Star Voice Cast: Vampire Therapist is voiced by some of the best voice actors in the business, with Cyrus Nemati (Hades, Pyre), Francesca Meaux (Hades), Sarah Grayson (Gone Home, Hades II), Kylie Clark, and Matthew Mercer (Critical Role, Baldur's Gate 3). Unique Setting: Vampire Therapist merges cozy self-introspection with a dark European goth vibe. In fact, the whole thing takes above a goth club in Germany filled with willing necks to bite. Minigames: Learn mindfulness meditation, safely and consensually bite sexy necks!