Tokyo Hosto

"Turns out you were actually a dog having a dream". This 15 minute VN is so ludicrously bad that I was actually compelled to keep playing to see what horrendous bit of voice acting or narration would happen next. Of course that's after setting compatibility mode to Windows XP to actually make the game start. You have no mouse support, no saving, no configuration, just the enter key and the arrow keys to claw your way to the end of this embarassing adventure. There are few games I play where I can honestly point to it and say "Yes, I could make a better game" but this is one of those times.

i won this in a giveway and i regret participating, even if this game was free i would never get it. the game is just very very awful.

The Windows app store price of buck and a half would suit this much better. This short little thing is hilariously bad. Even the background art has been put through JPEG compression hell. Dogs! Saturn V rockets! I'm happier having played it.

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Don't bother with this trash.

I see....lets visit host cafe.

I have bought a lot of game bundles, and while every now and then there's a true diamond in the rough, the majority of bundle games are truly terrible. It takes a truly extraordinary game to stand out amongst these thousands of terrible games and prove that they possibly one of the worst games ever made. Tokyo Hosto is without doubt a contender in this battle to be worst of all. * Graphics: Beyond terrible... hand drawn characters all badly in need of plastic surgery. Reminds me of the awful drawing in Napoleon Dynamite, only not as good. * Voice acting: On par with the artwork (terrible). * Gameplay: It's a visual novel so you just click a couple of different options, pick the wrong one and you lose. So no real gameplay at all. Apparently it's just about 10 minutes of gameplay anyway, but I couldn't handle the badness to stick around. * Technical: Doesn't even run in fullscreen that I could tell. I was ok with it being windowed, because then there was less of it. This is like the developer researched every aspect of terrible games and implemented them. If I had to give this a rating it would be around -45,298/10. Playing this game for any more than 5 minutes may give you cancer. The developer wants $5 for this.

I don't even remember anymore how I got my hands on this game, but.. I do remember that I had quite a bit of fun with it, despite it being an obvious mess. On top of that, it's most definitely overpriced. 5€?? Cut it down by 3€ and I would say it's worth it. You only get around 30mins of playtime and the game isn't exactly a high quality play. With the art, story and characters as well as voices and everything else.. being all over the place. It's a bit of random fun, but that's about it.

Direttamente dalla mia lista dei titoli sconosciuti vi presento Tokyo Hosto! Si lascia giocare o meglio leggere senza cervello... i disegni e il parlato sono niente di speciale... per soli 30 minuti di "gioco"... fate vobis...

BEST THING SINCE FIRE, BREAD, WHEELS AND COMBUSTION ENGINES! short as f##k, but worth it. 11/10