Tinker Racers

I was trying to relive my childhood, looking for a Micro Machines clone. During that endeavor I made the mistake of purchasing "Tinker Racers", a hasitly thrown together dumpster fire of code, a collection of software defects so vile and blatant that it would make every Junior programmer want to disappear from the face of the earth out of sheer embarassement. Tinker Racers achieves the seemingly impossible: To have a starting screen so broken and defective it crashes usually every other time any input is made. It also achieves the admirable feat to severely lag in said starting screen despite having plentiful resources available. What a marvel of engineering! Who exactly, is what I'm wondering about, through it acceptable to have a game crash before even playing the first seconds? Who made the call to ship this monumental software turd even though the dumbest of testers must have known how disgustingly shoddy it is? Devs, you cannot claim ignorance here. This is malice. It is deliberate. It is a premeditated software crime that you have commited, a crime against humanity. The only developers with the same level of incompetence/malice are those of "Ark: Survival Evolved" which also achieve frequent crashes in the spash screens. But let me be frank and ask a honest question to you. Please think clearly before you answer. My question is this: Do you have no shame at all? Is this not something that bothers you at night? That makes you rethink your life choices? Is this "product" not haunting you in your nightmares? This monstrosity you have helped bring to life? Because, honestly, it should. It really effing should.

not that fun. meh at best.

Incredibly annoying. Everything about it. Try it and find out for yourself.

Cool alternative style racing game

Keeps crashing, not in a good way

bonito juego de carreras estilo micro machines, muy bueno en calidad precio y no es un juego dificil . ( en 6 hs saque todos los logros )

Не самая интересная игра подобного типа. Быстро надоедает, а еще умудряется весьма мощно лагать.

Because of low price, it can be considered a somewhat good game. However, the menu is really bugged. Once you get past it, you can play anyway. Seeing a developer team leave their game in such a state tells us much about their devotion : none. Campaign is short, some mechanics are under used. Still really fun for ONE hour at 4 going through the campaign. A difficulty slider, doing the race in forward and reverse and some other effects and options would have been easy and would have added much play value to that abandoned game. Avoid Rumbora in the Future.

Tinker Racers, Next Penelope, and Ultimate Racing 2D are very similar: - Tinker & Penepole can both have up to 4 Local Players - Tinker has way better graphics but Penelope has shooting. - Ultimate Racing 2D can have up to 8 players, has lots of tracks, and lets you manually choose and add any track you want. Ultimate also has an insane amount of options such as Horizontal Split, Vertical Split, changing grid position (manually or sort them by last race result, fastest lap, championship standings or reverse grid), # of cars, # of laps, weather, etc. Rain makes for great drifting! All in all, I think Ultimate Racing 2D is the best of the three.

Um ótimo sucessor espiritual de Micro Machines, os cenários são bem legais, uma pena o jogo ter problemas de Crash constante na tela do menu inicial, fora isso muito divertido.