This Is Why We Don't Play Golf

[h1] This Is Why We Don't Play Golf-一场冒险之旅 [/h1] [h2] 引言 [/h2] 儿时的你，是否在电视上看到过高尔夫这项运动，从而在懵懂的内心里埋下了对高尔夫的憧憬，幻想未来的某一天能够在高尔夫球场上挥洒汗水，将身心投入到这项运动中，而这款《This Is Why We Don't Play Golf》将填补你儿时的愿景，给你一次完美的高尔夫体验。 游戏介绍--一场惊心动魄的高尔夫之旅 《This Is Why We Don't Play Golf》是一款由Hmph.Stduios开发并发行的高尔夫类游戏，在这款游戏中，你将扮演一位高尔夫球手，想尽设法将你手中的高尔夫或“朋友”打上一座又一座高山，凭借你传送的能力来攀至顶峰，完成一项又一项壮举。 [h2] 游戏画面 [/h2] 本作主要由像素画面组成，给人一种儿时的熟悉感，同时以朴实的画面来描述游戏平淡的内核。 [h2] 游戏玩法 [/h2] 游戏开始，你可以选择单人模式，或者多人模式将朋友变成你的“高尔夫球”，通过E键捡起球，用鼠标控制方向和力度，左键打出球，你可以通过观察球的位置判断落点，然后按下T键传送到球的位置，值得一提的是，本作地图设下诸多陷阱，一不小心就会回到原点，诸多“回家”小管道都充斥着作者的小巧思,因此游戏具备挑战性，如果你有很好的耐心这将是一款极其适合你的游戏，极具挑战性。 [h2] 总结 [/h2] 评分8.3/10 一款不错的高尔夫游戏，对于高尔夫入门者或毫无经验的小白，值得购入游玩，这场无与伦比的高尔夫之旅将会给你带来极佳的体验，你可以大胆购入，值得票价。 [quote]欢迎关注鉴赏家: [url=https://steamcommunity.com/groups/DCYXJLB] 大川游戏俱乐部 [/url] 欢迎加入Steam组:[url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45300930] 大川游戏俱乐部 [/url] 来一起感受游戏的乐趣喜欢这篇评论，也是可以顺手点个赞哟[/quote]

A funny mix of golf and 2D precision platforming, somewhat frustrating as these games tend to be, where you can fall and have to climb back up again. Anyway, there are lots of mini shortcuts, and the main mechanic/ exploit is that we can hit the ball in the air. Where it really shines is when you play it with someone else, as it becomes a game of passing the ball back and forth and, of course, can cause loud screams, $%@!, and those big NOOOOOO when it falls down. The graphics and technical aspects aren't nothing special, but you can't ask for much more in this price range. There's a demo available to try it out.

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игра 10/10 разрыва отношений с друзьями Меня пиздили еще пару дней после каждого недоброшеного мячика Обязательно возьмите вазелин для себя и своих друзей, потому что без него, её пройти невозможно я думаю после прохождения, я точно никогда не смогу проебать тайминги в нигде, так что всем у кого плохо с реакцией, советую А так максимально вайбовая игрушка на пару часов точно вы здесь пробудете

I'm a big boy and I know how to play golf, probably

JUEGAZO TOTAL

La verdad que el cliché de que un palo de golf mato a mi padre es un poco trillado, pero entiendo el concepto de que nuestro personaje no le guste el golf por ese motivo, un poco inspirado por autores asiáticos la idea de agregar aliens como método de avanzar con la historia, gratamente en este caso es algo positivo, no como en Naruto, la puta que te pario Kishimoto como cagaste la serie. Volviendo a la review, creo que mi parte favorita es cuando John Golf dice "This is why we don't play golfing time" y empieza a explicar a todos el porque de su carencia de golfeo. 10/10, compralo no seas ratón.

A pretty fun little game that is great to bring a friend into. It's not terribly hard and it's got some silly moments and things you can do. The game overall is really charming with how it looks and you can even make your lil dude do a jig, which is dope. (The jig is also a punch so you can launch your friend if they mess up). ALSO, the game does not mention it, but if you press T you can teleport to the ball (as long as it's stopped). If you need to reset the run, hold R and it should bring you back to the beginning. Either way, game was fun and enjoyed it!

"Palms are sweaty, mom's spaghetti"

[h1] It`s like a monopoly, but in action - all your friends would leave you if you fail once. [/h1] Actually it is a great game where you can try your friendship. Easy to play but hard to master - is a good way to describe it. [spoiler] You don`t have to pass every level as developer wants you to, but please, don`t cheese to much [/spoiler] For such a low pricew you get 2-4 hours of pain. [i] Worth every cent. [/i]