
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
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Languages: English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese +2 more
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Skating, Flirting, Cooking, Winning
An engaging, fun, whimsical and cathartic ride! For some reason, I also got Psychonaut vibes out of the game, even though they're very different in scope and gameplay.
无值得推荐之处。
:moodthirsty:SPOILER:moodthirsty: :Italy: :Italy: :Italy: :Italy: :Italy: :Italy: :Italy: I didn't kiss Tyler in the end and that made me very sad :torielsad:
I feel the good intentions of this game and loved how it represented intelligently every character of the story. Couldn't recommend more
通关了,我为什么要玩这个游戏,我感觉玩完之后不但没骄傲起来反而自卑了呢?没啥代入感,NPC角色个顶个重量级,个个神人,不好好走路总翻跟头做瑜伽的,有一些NPC的支线我是一点都不想做也不想了解他们,女主n个人追求但我是真get不到,全篇没有好看的人剧情大致都是讲人际关系的,面对他人的追求要进行和解战斗,打赢了就和解了,战斗也没啥深度感觉也是试错穷举,整体都是jrpg走向包饺子剧情,笑话感觉也没啥意思。要是把所有角色全都换成日式妹子估计能好评如潮,欧美那点破元素褒姒也一点不夸张,玩法做饭滑板战斗但基本都是qte,体量也不大我这就通关了,散key价格还可以,咋说呢算是通关图鉴+1了。 PS. 这游戏IGN9分。。。。(神经病!)
Had a fun time playing though the game, would definitly recommend if you like story games and some good laughs. the skateboarding part felt clunky and the quick time events can become a bit tiresome. but overal a fun game and can recommend
gameplay is fun and unique, even if the battles are a little slow on occasion. the story and characters were a delight to follow. though it's a "break-up simulator" i really loved the relationship between Jala and her family. heightened psychodrama through a distinct cultural lens, an engaging treat!
I signed up expecting a dating sim. What I got was a full blown turn-based therapy session where I resolve my emotional baggage by skateboarding into my exes and taunting them until they cry, and honestly, revolutionary game design. Chaotic, hilarious, unexpectedly tender, and features one of the most creative uses of turn-based combat as a metaphor for confronting your past that I've ever seen.
好玩 很适合手残党
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