Thief Simulator

I'm very happy right now. Not because I played a great game, but because I'm finished with this game and can discard it for the rest of my life. My goodness, this was the biggest pile of ♥♥♥♥ I've ever played, and that's saying a lot, I've played A LOT of games. I just cannot understand how someone can have fun with this game. I just cannot understand how this game is centered on sneaking, but the slightest little move disturbs the security guards, and there is nothing you can do to stop it. There are too many glitches in the game, weather it being the achievements no unlocking, or the police/guards finding you, EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE USING A CLOAKING DEVICE! I understand that they can still hear you, but when you run far away and they literally know exactly where you are, its aggravating. It literally makes the very expensive cloaking device trash. It DOES NOT matter if you're wearing it, they will find you. The game is basic, down to the very core and its just not fun. Overall, avoid this mess. The most fun I had from it, was completing it, uninstalling it, and forgetting it ever existed, TWO VERY BIG THUMBS DOWN. Absolute garbage.

[h1]泥棒？いいえ、これは車解体シミュレーターです。 [/h1]

It takes too long to get to interesting (by this games standards) level designs, by the time I got there I was sick of the game. Too much time in between areas, should be level based like Crime Scene Cleaner, has no reason to be this half assed open world. The car stripping part of this game is way too tedious and boring. I get it, you made that other game about stripping cars, but why put that games mechanics into here? It's not fun when half the parts you are stripping gets deleted because you can't sell them. Game loved to throw new behaviours towards the end without explination, such as guards suddenly being able to hear gates opening. And alarms going off when you take a phone from a safe. I enjoyed maybe the first 6 hours, but after that it just really got stale. 4/10

经典 伟大无需多言 太好玩了太上头了

这个游戏有一个大多游戏都有的问题中期没事干只能日复一日但总体很好

不是怎么更新给自己更成这样了，卡飞了

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☑ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☑ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☐ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☐ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☑ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Game Size }--- ☐ Floppy Disk ☑ Old Fashioned ☐ Workable ☐ Big ☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive ☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it ☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☐ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☐ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☑ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☐ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☑ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☐ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☑ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☐ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☐ Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☐ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☑ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☑ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10