Super Amazing Wagon Adventure

pretty fun lil game

Think about that one time you went to drug store in your local city, and you told the pharmacist your mother sent you to the store for some robotussein. You then go and chug that ♥♥♥♥ and everything is alright for a few hours, but then you really start to have that stuff kick in and you can see your house down the street, but you also feel like if you cant get up from the bench; or that the homeless man with the cricket head will stop speaking his chirping wisdom and finally leap away. After you build up the willpower to stand that's when you actually really feel the tussin, and you become a non physical embodiment of yourself looking in the 3rd person at this bench your standing next to. some words fly past your eyes like it's a tutorial in a game and you start moving yourself towards your house. That is when you realize this endeavor took almost three hours to go from the bench to your house. When you finally arrive you are greeted by your older brothers playing what you can only describe as "lights on a screen". you go up the stairs and try to sleep but it takes you almost 30 minutes because your dog is the first step and you can't decide either to step over him or see if you can crawl up the side of the house into your window. After you get to your room you sit down and take your shirt off cause now the sweats arrive. you are still too hot, you take off your pants, for some reason you still have the bottle in your pocket and this freaks you out so you try to destroy the evidence by chucking it out the window but it instead shatters at the speed of mach ♥♥♥♥ this into the ground outside. Now you are half naked sweating hanging out your 2nd story window, and this is where you think its the best time to play this game. it was kinda fun but was kinda messing with me mentally so i can only give it a 7.13/10. if i wasn't tripping it would still feel like the same ♥♥♥♥♥ happening to me tho

Play this game, it's a fast, frantic dopamine rush where you shoot stuff while riding in a blazing fast bull-drawn carriage/UFO/dinosaur/etc. Feels satisfying to play, the sound design and writing is hilarious, and it's only 3 dollars. Go support a one-person developer while avoiding flaming wolves and magic mushroom hallucination demons!

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WTF AM I EVEN DOING?!!>F#!@~!

played this game for 10 years, still haven't finished it and I still keep trying

[h1] 개쩌는 마차 대모험 [/h1] 1830~1870년 사이의 어느날, 미국 서부를 횡단하기 위해 믿음직한 마차 한대를 타고 떠난 세사람의 여정 입니다. 한글은 지원하지 않지만 영어가 어렵진 않아서 그냥 하면 대충 무슨 상황인지는 다 알수있습니다. 엔딩까지의 분량은 짧지만 속도감이 빠르고 히트박스 판정은 구리며 억까 이벤트까지 더해져 생각 했던것보다는 난이도가 꽤 높다고 느꼈습니다. 마차를 노리는 약탈자무리와 화가나서 돌격해오는 버팔로 무리, 강밑을 지나다 마주친 피라니아 떼, 밤에는 좀비와 유령, 설원엔 굶주린 늑대와 예티가 나타나는 등 온갖 것들이 우리의 여정을 방해하려 공격해오고, 잡은 동물 가죽은 일정확률로 만나게되는 상인과 거래를 통해 구급상자나 무기로 교환할수있습니다. 모험을 떠나는순간부터 거의 모든요소가 랜덤으로 발생하는데 은행강도를 퇴치하거나 야생버섯 먹고 환각에 휩싸이고 숲속에선 판타지 유니콘을 만나는 기상천외한 사건들과 선택지가 기다립니다. 재미있는점은 중간중간 체력회복을 하는 요소로 셋이서 모닥불을 앞에 두고 쉬는 장면이 나오는데 남녀 혼성 파티의 경우 일정확률로 두명만 나오고 서로 사랑한다며 고백을하는 밀회를 가지더니 마차안에서 야스라도 하는지 한명 빼놓고 둘이서만 체력 회복을 하는경우도 있습니다. [strike] (남자 셋으로는 안 해봐서 게이야스는 미확인) [/strike] 뜬금없이 질병에 걸렸다며 체력을 1칸만 남기는 억까 이벤트도 있고, 강 건너려고 점프했더니 우주까지 뛰어올라서는 뜬금없이 나타난 인공위성하고 벌이는 보스전과 , 미 공군이 폭격을 해주는 슈퍼 아이템도 있습니다. [b] 아무튼 19세기 중반이라는 시대적 배경은 모르겠고 개쩌는 마차 게임인 건 확실합니다. [/b]

OREGON TRAIL: INSANE EDITION

I don't understand why but this game is awesome.

it bad