Super Amazing Wagon Adventure

One of the original roguelites. Unfortunately, it's not very good though.

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Think about that one time you went to drug store in your local city, and you told the pharmacist your mother sent you to the store for some robotussein. You then go and chug that ♥♥♥♥ and everything is alright for a few hours, but then you really start to have that stuff kick in and you can see your house down the street, but you also feel like if you cant get up from the bench; or that the homeless man with the cricket head will stop speaking his chirping wisdom and finally leap away. After you build up the willpower to stand that's when you actually really feel the tussin, and you become a non physical embodiment of yourself looking in the 3rd person at this bench your standing next to. some words fly past your eyes like it's a tutorial in a game and you start moving yourself towards your house. That is when you realize this endeavor took almost three hours to go from the bench to your house. When you finally arrive you are greeted by your older brothers playing what you can only describe as "lights on a screen". you go up the stairs and try to sleep but it takes you almost 30 minutes because your dog is the first step and you can't decide either to step over him or see if you can crawl up the side of the house into your window. After you get to your room you sit down and take your shirt off cause now the sweats arrive. you are still too hot, you take off your pants, for some reason you still have the bottle in your pocket and this freaks you out so you try to destroy the evidence by chucking it out the window but it instead shatters at the speed of mach ♥♥♥♥ this into the ground outside. Now you are half naked sweating hanging out your 2nd story window, and this is where you think its the best time to play this game. it was kinda fun but was kinda messing with me mentally so i can only give it a 7.13/10. if i wasn't tripping it would still feel like the same ♥♥♥♥♥ happening to me tho