Starfield Wars - 沙罗曼蛇 3D

垃圾游戏一个，这种游戏还拿出来卖钱。操作键就只有左和右，左右两边躲的游戏还不如地摊上的手掌机。还叫沙罗曼蛇，幼雉极了。

コナミが発売したSTG『沙羅曼蛇』が3Dになって登場した！ ・・・えっ、違う？『沙“罗”曼蛇』？ そんな紛らわしいタイトルの、明らかにパチモン臭が漂うゲーム。最初から良作だとは全く思っていないが、興味半分でプレイしてみた。 内容として、プレイヤーは3D空間の中で迫り来る障害物を次々とかわしながら高速で突き進んでいく。障害物に一度ぶつかった時点で即ゲームオーバー、そこまでの飛距離を競う。 その途中にはターゲットが出現するので、取るとクレジットが追加され、貯めると新機体を購入できる。 ・・・えっ？沙羅曼蛇の要素は？ ねえよ。横の竜は延々揺れるだけの背景、それどころかSTGですらないフライトアクションだ。 では、これはなぜ『沙羅曼蛇』に似せたタイトルなのか？1字ずつ分けてその意味を探る。 沙：すな（砂漠のような大地を延々駆け抜ける） 罗（羅と同義）：あみ（網のように広がる障害物） 曼：ながい・ひろい（確かに広い） 蛇：へび（画面の横でゆらゆら揺れているのは蛇だ！） ああなるほど、確かにタイトル通りのゲームだ！ （全力でちゃぶ台をひっくり返しながら） まあ、タイトルだけではなくゲーム内容についても思うことはあるが、そもそもゲーム自体も本当にオリジナルか？と考えてしまうので、言及は控える。 タイトルをネタにする程度のゲーム、と言ってしまえばそれまで。それだけでも注目されて売り上げに繋がるのなら、制作側の狙い通りなのかも知れない。

垃圾游戏，被名字骗来的，玩这游戏贴我钱都觉得是浪费时间

Before I bought this game I was a sad looser with no friends and on the verge of suicide. Then I bought this game. immediately I lost 30 pounds, my ♥♥♥♥ grew bigger, and I marched with people on my tinder. I was scared these games were bigger then myself, they were more powerful then I could ever imagine. With fear pulsing through me I hit play. I was blasted back, my body was in peak physical performance and my iq grew by 30 points. The game was making me a better version of myself. I stumbled towards the computer and played the first level. I was hooked, soon I was on the final level. The moment I finished I changed. All panties in five mile radius became soked as every woman on earth orgasmed at once. I had changed too. My body was lined with muscles. Then I looked outside, every woman in town was trying to break down my door. I stumbled back in awe. "What were these games?" I pondered. Then the window shattered as a full SWAT team broke into my house. In panic I raised my hands up, and watched the swat agent fly up into the ceiling. I pushed at another and watched them fly back. I looked down at my hands in awe. This game has given me the force. They started firing at me only to see that I'm bulletproof. I walked out of my house and through the swarm of women. I had become a god. I started flying and picked out a woman form the swarm before I flew into the heavens to live my life in comfort and peace. Thank you starfield wars for changing my life.

治好了我的糖尿病，让我少买一瓶可乐

Quite simple, yet tricky… and truly addictive. All options are set in the introductory screen (before the game proper) and you don't get most of the ones listed on the controls until you buy a better ship with the credits you earn going through the rings. All in all, quite a good buy, especially on offer (I got it for $2), for a brief intermission while working (although the pause may become longer than you imagine as you'll soon crash… and you'll want to try it “just one more time”).

垃圾，无趣。

THIS IS NOT A GAME, ONCE YOU PLAY THIS GAME YOU CAN NEVER UNTAKE THE TRUTH SERUM EVERYTHING IS AN ILLUSION STARFIELD WARS OPENED MY EYES