
You're a unicorn in an alien planet. Now what?
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This game is so bad that it makes Windows Defender pop up. BackDoor Generic. Uninstalled
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I can't review this game because Windows Defender still identifies it as a virus. It's been months since I got it, and over 4 years since it was released, according to the release date listed on steam, and this isn't a difficult thing to fix, considering the game is probably just a batch file (why else would it run in the command prompt instead of something nicer and fullscreen-able? Even ConsoleZ would be better...)
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This game will get you laid
Three things : - weird ! - weird !! - weird !!!
Bought this just seeing its a text based adventure and it was cheap. I was expecting an old school romp of "Get ye flask" (bonus points if you get the reference) and "go left" sorta stuff a better example being Episode 1 of Stories Untold here on steam "The House Abandon" which I genuinely enjoyed. I have many regrets from this, to be clear I enjoy having a laugh with some bad games but this is just frankly trash. All the "jokes" are something I would expect out of some students that have just "come of age" and threw this out there. Avoid it at all costs
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Not Recommended
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its ok the graphics are nice
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