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This game is so bad that it makes Windows Defender pop up. BackDoor Generic. Uninstalled
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I can't review this game because Windows Defender still identifies it as a virus. It's been months since I got it, and over 4 years since it was released, according to the release date listed on steam, and this isn't a difficult thing to fix, considering the game is probably just a batch file (why else would it run in the command prompt instead of something nicer and fullscreen-able? Even ConsoleZ would be better...)
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positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
Three things : - weird ! - weird !! - weird !!!
This game will get you laid
ver nice
Bought this just seeing its a text based adventure and it was cheap. I was expecting an old school romp of "Get ye flask" (bonus points if you get the reference) and "go left" sorta stuff a better example being Episode 1 of Stories Untold here on steam "The House Abandon" which I genuinely enjoyed. I have many regrets from this, to be clear I enjoy having a laugh with some bad games but this is just frankly trash. All the "jokes" are something I would expect out of some students that have just "come of age" and threw this out there. Avoid it at all costs
Not Recommended
Yes.
its ok the graphics are nice
Momentum
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Audience
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