Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
Modeled estimate, not a reported figure. How we estimate →
Every price cut of more than 20% we have observed, in each market that quoted one, with this game's chart position on either side of it. These are episodes, not a model: a sale is one event, and one event cannot tell you what the next one will do.
Reviews, worldwide (the counter carries no country): 0.29/day in the week to Aug 29 → 0.71/day in the week after.
For scale, across Steam · Top Sellers · Brazil over the last 30 days: the 26 chart moves that followed a price cut of more than 20% went a median of 7 places towards #1, and the 2,400 moves with no price cut behind them went 2 away. One store, one chart, one country — it is the only place we have enough observations to say even that.
Prices outside the United States have been collected since 6 August 2026 and chart positions since 19 July 2026, so a cut older than that has no market to compare and a market that joined later has no history yet. Nothing here is converted between currencies.
About
In Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator, you of course do not actually trade BABIES. We aren't monsters.
You buy stocks BASED on the simulated lives of babies, profiting from their misery and cashing out the moment they win the Galactic Lottery!
Step into the shoes of baby traders across the universe in a fast-paced series of mini-campaigns. Unlock unique character endings, bet on the lifespans of digitally simulated alien children, and snatch up as many credits as you can, as fast as you can. Purchase the services of strange consultants, gathering data on your trading targets and building your fortune one Trading Rush at a time.
This is the baby-themed arcade stock market sim you didn't know you needed.
Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society.
Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets.
An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe.
A loan shark that won't let you pay him back, because he's then legally allowed to shoot you.
An arcade satire on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
Pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk.
The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.
Genres
Sums Steam only; Xbox, Nintendo publish no volume signal, so the true total is higher by an unknown amount.
| Store | Price | Audience | Score | Chart | Est. revenue |
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SteamYou are here | $19.99 | 540reviews | 91% | — | $450.2K |
| $19.99 | 15ratings | 92% | — | not modelled | |
Engagement
Reviews
Themes across 74 recent reviews and how positive each mention is. A keyword signal, not full sentiment analysis.
Reviews
pretty good
baby died at 14😔
Real glimpse into the future. Start training for it now.
Media
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Stats
All-time low is the lowest price we've recorded for this game since we started tracking it.
Languages: English
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Matched by title — a reused name can pair the wrong games. * is a critic aggregate. Prices and positions are each store's United States storefront; Epic charts worldwide. Audience and Score too, except Steam's, which is worldwide.
Hours played at review time, across 74 reviews with recorded playtime.
positive critical· bar length = how often the theme comes up
I do be tradin on these space babies ngl
SHORT! THAT! BABY!
It's (not so?) secretly a comedy game. Every death makes me laugh. The strat for getting money is pretty straightforward depending on the scenario but I still enjoy seeing line go up. I do wish there were like, 10X as many different events.
yum
short that baby
Gamble on Children. Absolute Peak
Really solid basic roguelike with an incredible "A Modest Proposal" style premise. I wish they'd stop adding content since what it launched with was a really solid short game but now to see the ending scene you have to do like twice as much of the same gameplay loop.
Players by region
Where this game's players are, estimated from review languages.
Players also reviewed
The games this title's players most often review too — audience affinity.
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