Slime Dice is an extremely poorly made turn based strategy/RPG-lite game where you fight various battles. Battles themselves are resolved through equally badly made minigames like Snake and a three-dice dice rolling game. The graphics are extremely poor and the rest of the game design and gameplay not much better. There's a few graphics settings, which don't seem to do much, and nothing will really improve the low quality game assets anyway.
There's a really lacklustre character customisation routine that seems to have had more work done on it than the entire game. It's not clear what that's all about.
From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard.
The game features lazy low-polygon "retro" assets, making this look like a barely functional 3D game from the 1990s. It's unclear why the developers weren't able to arrange high quality, high polygon count contemporary assets for the game, and also irrelevant... what matters is that this looks bad as a result of their decisions, a compromise PC gamers shouldn't have to put up with.
The controls can't be customised, which will be an annoyance for many, but it can also render the game unplayable for differently-abled gamers.
These technical defects push this game below acceptable standards for any modern PC game.
The poor quality of this game is reflected in the general public reception. At the time of this review, SteamDB shows the all-time peak player number was only 8 players. That's right, only 8. This is a remarkably low number, and now, the only player activity occurs once or twice a month, presumably someone loading it up to see what it is then quickly uninstalling it. Considering there's over 120 million gamers on Steam and well over 50,000 games for gamers to choose from, the overwhelming lack of interest in the game is to be expected. Gamers just didn't take this low quality game seriously, and for good reason.
Slime Dice is relatively cheap at $3 USD, but it's not worth it. Given the defects and quality issues with the game, coupled with the unrealistic price, this is impossible to recommend.
One final note: Due to the very poor quality of the game, all the comedians came out of the woodwork. The vast majority of the reviews for this game are joke reviews, such as "this game cured my cancer, saved my marriage, changed my life" etc. Suspiciously, the 6 joke reviews for the game are all one day old, and all appear as Steam purchasers to ensure their positive score counts to the game review score. Even if they are joke reviews, it's apparent the developer has engaged in review manipulation. Because most of the reviews are as insincere/mocking the game, and almost certainly the result of review manipulation from the developer, the positive review score for this game should be disregarded.
