Scritchy Scratchy

Hello fellow gamers, my name is Ricket, and today I'm reviewing Scritchy Scratcy. I downloaded this game thinking I'd play it for like five minutes. Next thing I know it's been over an hour and I'm sitting there wondering why I'm getting absolutely violated by whatever a Scritchy Scratcy even is. This game makes absolutely no sense... and somehow that's what makes it so good. Every time I thought I knew what I was doing, the game basically looked at me and said, "lol nope," and embarrassed me in a brand-new way. The sound effects had me laughing the whole time. There were moments where I genuinely had to stop playing because I was laughing too hard at some random noise. It sounded like someone recorded a gremlin after giving it six Monster Energy drinks. The gameplay is actually really fun. It's easy to learn, but don't let that fool you. The game will humble you faster than saying "I'm actually pretty good at this" out loud. I said that once, and 30 seconds later I got absolutely folded. The graphics fit the game perfectly. They're simple but somehow make everything ten times funnier. I don't even know why. They just do. My only complaint is that this game has permanently damaged my vocabulary. I caught myself saying "scritchy scratcy" in real life. My family looked at me like I escaped from a mental hospital. If you're looking for a serious game with a deep story and emotional moments... keep looking. But if you want to laugh, get confused, and randomly yell at your monitor because a Scritchy Scratcy just ruined your day, this game is 100% worth playing. Overall, I'm giving Scritchy Scratcy a 9.5/10. It would've been a 10/10, but now I randomly whisper "scritchy scratcy" before I go to sleep, and I don't think that's healthy. Thanks for reading. This has been Ricket. Stay safe, stay scritchy, and remember... if you lose, just blame the Scratcy.