SCHOOL SIMULATOR MULTIPLAYER

It's not bad, just not worth 10 dollars, it's stupid fun is what it is. Though I would recommend it if you've got nothing else to do and want to play something.... if you do buy it.. please tell me ;-; update 2023: What in gods name was I thinking as a teen... This is horrible.

So, I launched the game, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around with my friend for one match, laughing and enjoying myself actually quite a bit. Not worth $10, but I did notice one thing in particular when I left the game... There's no escape. I actually had to Alt+F4 out. I want to write a serious review on this, but... Let's just say it's not worth $10, but for the three minutes I actually spent on it, I had a fantastic time.

Well i have only played 3 matches of this game and the only playerbase was me and my buddy but i was crying of laughter the whole time 10/10 for a game that probably put more time into showing off the butts of the females than into anything else.

Threw a goat at a cat girl 10/10

Probably the worst game I ever played in my entire life (if we can call this a "game")

Симулятор школьной перемены, на которой можно делать все что вам захочется, хотя... не так. Можно бросать все, что попадет вам под руки, и бросаем это в своих одноклассников и всех остальных кто пытается стоять на ногах :) Предметов для бросания у вас будет уйма: вся школьная мебель, тут даже унитазы попадались, какой то умник вырвал его с корнями. И как оказалось в вашей школе был, да именно был живой уголок, здесь и все звери пошли в ход и были приняты за снаряды метания. В игре есть 2 режима, сингл - здесь соревнуемся с ботами и мультиплеер, в этом случае конем можно нaeбнyть реального игрока, а не бота. Данная игра интересна, поугарать с друзьми можно, но как по мне она не на долго, так как быстро приедается из-за однообразности геймплея. Еще вы можете посмотреть обзоры на другие игры: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/25737869/ Так же подписывайтесь на нашу группу с халявными раздачами: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/freeekeys

'Perfect games dont exist' -Jason Zachariewicz pre 9/10/17 'Its a bad game' - Jason Zachariewicz after 5 mins of playing. Edit: there is a hallway and 2 rooms, you spend 80% of the time on the floor waiting to stand up and there is like no content to the game, maybe worth $5 at most pushing it.

boobs are big pretty big. Nice and bouncy. 100/10 would beat my meat

It's not very often I can say I feel ripped off over a $3 game, but School Simulator's so clearly an unfinished student project released early to cash in on anime tropes. Multiplayer is dead although functional. Sadly the singleplayer mode while working is lacking as the bot players gang up on you, oftentimes resulting in a round spent knocked out on the floor as you're dog piled by tossed objects. I'll admit being hit by a flying cat or cartwheeling toilet in a school hallway is amusing for a bit, but within 20 minutes you're going to start wondering why you bought this. The best part would be spawning outside the school or falling through the floor, something which happened half a dozen times in the 7 matches I tried and typically means you must restart. Upon trying to quit the game you'll discover it must be Task Managered to death as the developer was even too lazy to add an Exit button lol. Avoid.

if your a die hard weeb( i mean when you wake an you think ur an anime character) then this is the game for you! so of-corse i have this game, BUT its got music from... i asume a vocaloid, the physics are epileptic and theres not much to do but beat people with furniture and animals. if you want a short 5 minute bash/kockout sesion with a friend then great... get the game. otherwise dont there not much to do in 2 rooms and a school corridor